We broke up because...

IllBeBack1Day

I wasnt into bunnies...only the Playboy ones,but she wasnt one of those

FabulousFantasticFifty

He thought he was Hugh Heffner

kjm3579

Found out she was also seeing Hugh Heffner

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Never told be when I had a Boogie!

kjm3579

Was always snorting lines before nookie

aesthetikk

Didnt get morning wood...something was wrong with him

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aesthetikk

Her idea of dirty talk was elizabethian

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thou hath never understood the Sexiness of my Language!

kjm3579

Kept talking to me in other languages -- I wasn't sure what was going on.

Sinistrous

I ate too much.

Yogi_warrior

she ate all my garden.

kjm3579

I kept finding the gardener hitting on my women

guitarrckr

mmmm...we didnt !

guitarrckr

and out of order yet again !

Yogi_warrior

his equipment was out of order all the time.

ilfaith

He was always doing crazy things when drunk.

Yogi_warrior

she thought i spoke in math.

IllBeBack1Day

He only liked me for my fake glasses

Ria_StayingFit

He wouldn't wear a canadian tank for me. Not even an Italian one during FIFA

guitarrckr

too many demands on what i wore

SexySassyStrong

Couldn't take my constructive criticism

guitarrckr

too strong for me

Ria_StayingFit

Had sexy dancing shoes but we never went out dancing

Yogi_warrior

stayed with the dog more than me.

Ria_StayingFit

The dog loves me more than he did.

Yogi_warrior

that i can't argue with for anyone.

mckofo

Too old for me.

SexySassyStrong

Too young for me