We broke up because...
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He wouldn't stop having people over our place for massages0
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he didnt shave properly ;p0
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He didn't like the razor burn0
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He wouldn't make me breakfast in bed.
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That's because she wouldn't let me pull out
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he never wanted to finish what he started lol0
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He thought getting down business meant catching up on our filing.0
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She was always trying to get out of making love0
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he kept banging on about love rather than just banging0
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That's all he was about was banging... needed some real lovin0
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I liked it rougher than he did.0
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She lies about the roughness... I was so rough she couldn't even walk for 3 days last time... there is no way she is rougher than me!
She knows she is not rough enough for me!0 -
He told me I wasn't rough enough, and when I asked him to kneel, he didn't want to play.0
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I wanted to play with her lying down, but she insisted I kneel0
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She was confused as to who should kneel in front. Where did she get that strap on anyway???0
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She forgot to untie me0
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Untying her now... I'll save you! I'm not here to break up with you SSSSHHHHHhhhh!0
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She was mad because I forgot to untie her.0
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She left me tied up for days0
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She thought I was too kinky.0
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