fifty shades of grey

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  • Mswack78
    Mswack78 Posts: 611 Member
    Ok, so I like a good read and this was not something I would normally pick up but I went with it and sort of found the lame writing style mildly irritating but the underlying story kept me a little immersed while tanning my English lily white body in Spain!

    Film was true to story but not th sex...if you want sex why would you go to watch 50 shades? Its an 18 at the cinema not a porno...it will never give you full on shots so skip it... Based more round the story of the lovers... Wasnt disappointed myself but my expectations were low...
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    50 shades of grey; what middle aged women do when they're not in Zumba class.

    The existence of this book and movie has sure brought out the way people stereotype middle aged women, married women, women that have children.

  • 50 Shades...mmmm.....I'd rather live it than read it. Lol
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Surprise Surprise middle aged women still like being tied up and spanked in real life. Mothers do as well.
  • Lucy_Love_25
    Lucy_Love_25 Posts: 113 Member
    Read it and saw the movie. If was all awful poorly written, terrible story, awful acting. Buuuut I still wanna see how much they can get away with. :p
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    50 shades of grey; what middle aged women do when they're not in Zumba class.

    The existence of this book and movie has sure brought out the way people stereotype middle aged women, married women, women that have children.

    Right!!

  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    50 shades of grey; what middle aged women do when they're not in Zumba class.

    The existence of this book and movie has sure brought out the way people stereotype middle aged women, married women, women that have children.

    Right!!


    If you're mom that means you like mommy porn and mommy sex.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    50 shades of grey; what middle aged women do when they're not in Zumba class.

    The existence of this book and movie has sure brought out the way people stereotype middle aged women, married women, women that have children.

    Right!!


    If you're mom that means you like mommy porn and mommy sex.

    I am a mom and currently pregnant and still like being tied up and spanked, even way before these kids came along :D
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    50 shades of grey; what middle aged women do when they're not in Zumba class.

    The existence of this book and movie has sure brought out the way people stereotype middle aged women, married women, women that have children.

    Right!!


    If you're mom that means you like mommy porn and mommy sex.

    I am a mom and currently pregnant and still like being tied up and spanked, even way before these kids came along :D

    How do people think we got pregnant in the first place?
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    50 shades of grey; what middle aged women do when they're not in Zumba class.

    The existence of this book and movie has sure brought out the way people stereotype middle aged women, married women, women that have children.

    Right!!


    If you're mom that means you like mommy porn and mommy sex.

    I am a mom and currently pregnant and still like being tied up and spanked, even way before these kids came along :D

    How do people think we got pregnant in the first place?
    Certainly not from kinky sex.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    50 shades of grey; what middle aged women do when they're not in Zumba class.

    The existence of this book and movie has sure brought out the way people stereotype middle aged women, married women, women that have children.

    Right!!


    If you're mom that means you like mommy porn and mommy sex.

    I am a mom and currently pregnant and still like being tied up and spanked, even way before these kids came along :D

    How do people think we got pregnant in the first place?
    Certainly not from kinky sex.

    You can't make babies if it's kinky!
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  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    emily_stew wrote: »
    My biggest, and really only objection to 50 Shades of Grey is how very, incredibly poorly written it is. Some of the worst writing I've ever read. Grammar, characterization, plot development, it's flipping terrible. I mean, it originated as a Twilight fanfiction, there's no way the writing could be good. I don't even understand how it got published.

    I don't know. Maybe just because of a large fandom of Twilight fans that liked the fanfic erotica. Next up for Daddy porn is going to be 50 Shades of Pinkie Pie and the Brony.

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  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
    Surprise Surprise middle aged women still like being tied up and spanked in real life. Mothers do as well.

    How many people who read the book do you actually think practice bdsm?

    I made a lil joke but I think your reaction is pretty immature.

    I have lived in the bdsm world for a long time so don't assume to judge my values about women of any age.
  • allyourbases
    allyourbases Posts: 20 Member
    Surprise Surprise middle aged women still like being tied up and spanked in real life. Mothers do as well.

    How many people who read the book do you actually think practice bdsm?

    I made a lil joke but I think your reaction is pretty immature.

    I have lived in the bdsm world for a long time so don't assume to judge my values about women of any age.

    Why not? So many people here like to judge books they never read....
  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
    Surprise Surprise middle aged women still like being tied up and spanked in real life. Mothers do as well.

    How many people who read the book do you actually think practice bdsm?

    I made a lil joke but I think your reaction is pretty immature.

    I have lived in the bdsm world for a long time so don't assume to judge my values about women of any age.

    Why not? So many people here like to judge books they never read....

    I have read the books. Never said I hadn't. I just happened to think they were badly written and a misrepresentation of the BDSM world.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Surprise Surprise middle aged women still like being tied up and spanked in real life. Mothers do as well.

    How many people who read the book do you actually think practice bdsm?

    I made a lil joke but I think your reaction is pretty immature.

    I have lived in the bdsm world for a long time so don't assume to judge my values about women of any age.

    I didn't mean you personally. It's just a trend of comments I have noticed from a lot of people. I was commenting on the trend.

    I wasn't actually talking about women that have read the book (which, it is just a book and I don't think it means that much, but I didn't read it). I was talking about the assumptions that middle aged women and mothers are just boring, sexually inexperienced, not having real sex, do zumba, read these books, and the terms like "mommy porn". I'm not upset.

    My comments were light hearted, playful, joking around. And I am not singling you out. Just the trend that I have seen. It's odd to me.

    I actually do know very few people that read it. Mostly early on people that didn't know much about it. The main person that I know that read it is not a mother, in her 20's, definitely into all kinds of sexual adventure, and is a gorgeous pole dancer. I'm not going to talk about the sex lives of my friends.

  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Surprise Surprise middle aged women still like being tied up and spanked in real life. Mothers do as well.

    How many people who read the book do you actually think practice bdsm?

    I made a lil joke but I think your reaction is pretty immature.

    I have lived in the bdsm world for a long time so don't assume to judge my values about women of any age.

    Why not? So many people here like to judge books they never read....

    I have read the books. Never said I hadn't. I just happened to think they were badly written and a misrepresentation of the BDSM world.

    See. Now I know another person that is into bdsm and isn't a middle aged mom that read the books.

  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    50 shades of suck.
  • dubird
    dubird Posts: 1,849 Member
    Well, considering it started as Twilight fanfiction, was never interested in it. And according to some friends who have read at least part of it, it's a HORRIBLE example of a BDSM relationship. What's portrayed in the books is abuse, not an actual relationship. So I have no desire to read or watch it. If I want to watch something that turns me on, I'll delve into my husbands porn collection. He has surprisingly good taste.
  • NerdieMcChub
    NerdieMcChub Posts: 153 Member
    I couldn't even get through the first book... I've heard the acting in the movie was absolutely terrible!
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    Did you all buy stock in rope? i did.
  • riffraff2112
    riffraff2112 Posts: 1,756 Member
  • Elsie_Brownraisin
    Elsie_Brownraisin Posts: 786 Member
    This review of the first book made me laugh heartily:

    http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215

    I must admit I haven't read them, but Prince's face and David Bowie's facepalm sums it up pretty well.

    She's done the others too :D



  • riffraff2112
    riffraff2112 Posts: 1,756 Member
    50 shades (see above)
  • Sercee
    Sercee Posts: 36 Member
    It normalizes abusive relationships. This is more of a horror story than a romance fantasy.
  • LittlePinkShotgun
    LittlePinkShotgun Posts: 101 Member
    I liked the books and I am planning to watch the movie this week :)
  • greenmm25
    greenmm25 Posts: 175 Member
    I didn't read the books, but I read the excerpt where he pulls the tampon out of her himself and starts going at it. That was enough to turn me off.

    What...the....hell? That happens?!

    In the book it does.
    yes it does it is the grossest, I read the books, (really didn't know what I got myself in to when I began it) but I liked the story beyond the raunchy sex stuff but that was just gross.
  • besaro
    besaro Posts: 1,858 Member
    edited February 2015
    the clip has adult language...i should be more prudent when posting links. lol
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