I'm so fat

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  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    edited February 2015
    I eat triple baconator and drink heavy cream latte and I stay in the bed all day. I must be doing something right.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »
    I eat triple baconator and drink heavy cream latte and I stay in the bed all day. I must be doing something right.
    Why can't that be me???? :\
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,232 Member
    Well, you know how oil and water don't mix? and oil is fat, right? And our bodies are mostly water? And when you melt fat it all runs together? I reckon if you completely covered yourself with butter then wrapped yourself in gladwrap, the butter would attract the fat from inside your body (because fat wants to be with other fat, not water) and all your fat would leech out your pores and join with the butter and voila! No more fat inside, just all over the gladwrap!
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Well, you know how oil and water don't mix? and oil is fat, right? And our bodies are mostly water? And when you melt fat it all runs together? I reckon if you completely covered yourself with butter then wrapped yourself in gladwrap, the butter would attract the fat from inside your body (because fat wants to be with other fat, not water) and all your fat would leech out your pores and join with the butter and voila! No more fat inside, just all over the gladwrap!

    Is it bad that I'm actually considering this :#
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    You eat fat to lose fat. Thats what i am doing for past year and half. YMMV.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    That would be awesome if that were true for me, but if I just look at a Big Mac the fat automatically clings to me :|
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    I eat triple baconator but usually dump the bun. lol.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »
    I eat triple baconator but usually dump the bun. lol.

    Not I, the bread with lots of mayo, can't pass that up.
    I'm totally kidding though, actually I eat whatever I want and lose weight, but I'm not sharing my secret!!! I had Qdoba tonight, last night I had Chili's. Oh, and I have a weakness for white chocolate Reese's. Yup, still losing. Ah, the good life. :)

  • summerhaze71
    summerhaze71 Posts: 1,204 Member
    I want your secret!! Please please share... after we go to McDonald's!
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    summerhaze71 wrote: »
    I want your secret!! Please please share... after we go to McDonald's!
    Is this the only reason you fr me? :'(
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  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    Then learn to love your bigness.
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    If you don't like the way you look, something's gotta give. Likely the springs in the couch.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    jgnatca wrote: »
    Then learn to love your bigness.
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    If you don't like the way you look, something's gotta give. Likely the springs in the couch.

    DYEL?? DO YA?!?
  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    So many acronyms, so few dictionaries. No, I don't lift. I run.
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    If a person hates their fatness, won't change their habits or their exercise, then they are stuck where they started. On the couch.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    jgnatca wrote: »
    So many acronyms, so few dictionaries. No, I don't lift. I run.
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    If a person hates their fatness, won't change their habits or their exercise, then they are stuck where they started. On the couch.

    OHEMGEE

    Takes thread cereal: CHECK!
  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    Does this count? Every day, Alphabet abs.
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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    I lift my spoon. That counts.

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  • MacroNutrientBlog
    MacroNutrientBlog Posts: 3
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Well, you know how oil and water don't mix? and oil is fat, right? And our bodies are mostly water? And when you melt fat it all runs together? I reckon if you completely covered yourself with butter then wrapped yourself in gladwrap, the butter would attract the fat from inside your body (because fat wants to be with other fat, not water) and all your fat would leech out your pores and join with the butter and voila! No more fat inside, just all over the gladwrap!

    Is it bad that I'm actually considering this :#

    What if the butter goes through your pores and joins your fat?!

    The only solution to your problem is self love and acceptance :)
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    eat 10 bags of ketchup chips and give me 1000 dollars a week for life

  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    Yep I landed in the right place. Though substitute McDonald's with wine. :)
  • JoshMaz
    JoshMaz Posts: 419 Member
    I thought this was a "yo' mamma" type thread.
    You know... I'm so fat my wife's forehead bumps against my belly.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I have to object to the use of the term, "fat". We're people of size.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    mccindy72 wrote: »
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    My ex had me try that shz, I about died on that.

    God LOL. The things I did when I wasn't educated about my body.
  • Athos282
    Athos282 Posts: 405 Member
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Athos282 wrote: »
    I'm fat, too. Love me some McD's. Let's go get some Big Macs with supersized fries and extra large cokes!

    That's my kind of guy! But can you just go and bring me back some? I don't wanna get off my couch :\

    Nah, I called the neighbor to go and get it for us. That way neither of us has to get up. Don't want to go into starvation mode.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    I have to object to the use of the term, "fat". We're people of size.

    Sorry if I offended anyone by this term, but when I was "large" I was fat, I had no problems using this term, if I weighed the same but it was muscle I would've called myself "muscular".
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Athos282 wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Athos282 wrote: »
    I'm fat, too. Love me some McD's. Let's go get some Big Macs with supersized fries and extra large cokes!

    That's my kind of guy! But can you just go and bring me back some? I don't wanna get off my couch :\

    Nah, I called the neighbor to go and get it for us. That way neither of us has to get up. Don't want to go into starvation mode.

    See? Great minds think alike :)
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    jgnatca wrote: »
    So many acronyms, so few dictionaries. No, I don't lift. I run.
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    If a person hates their fatness, won't change their habits or their exercise, then they are stuck where they started. On the couch.

    OHEMGEE

    Takes thread cereal: CHECK!

    Bahaha, it took longer than I expected!
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  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    BLACKxLABEL wrote: »
    leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »
    I eat triple baconator but usually dump the bun. lol.
    That's what I do. Best *kitten* around
    I went to Wendy's tonight after coming off of a fast, expecting to get this triple baconator of which you speak, I did not see a triple baconator, had to settle on just a baconator :'(
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