I'm so fat

13

Replies

  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    Then learn to love your bigness.
    .
    .
    .
    If you don't like the way you look, something's gotta give. Likely the springs in the couch.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    jgnatca wrote: »
    Then learn to love your bigness.
    .
    .
    .
    If you don't like the way you look, something's gotta give. Likely the springs in the couch.

    DYEL?? DO YA?!?
  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    So many acronyms, so few dictionaries. No, I don't lift. I run.
    .
    .
    .
    If a person hates their fatness, won't change their habits or their exercise, then they are stuck where they started. On the couch.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    jgnatca wrote: »
    So many acronyms, so few dictionaries. No, I don't lift. I run.
    .
    .
    .
    If a person hates their fatness, won't change their habits or their exercise, then they are stuck where they started. On the couch.

    OHEMGEE

    Takes thread cereal: CHECK!
  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    Does this count? Every day, Alphabet abs.
    5e7e63f8f38a9de4_Alphabet-Abs.xxxlarge.jpg
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    I lift my spoon. That counts.

    28397baa848624955d98ac562086916f.png
  • MacroNutrientBlog
    MacroNutrientBlog Posts: 3
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Well, you know how oil and water don't mix? and oil is fat, right? And our bodies are mostly water? And when you melt fat it all runs together? I reckon if you completely covered yourself with butter then wrapped yourself in gladwrap, the butter would attract the fat from inside your body (because fat wants to be with other fat, not water) and all your fat would leech out your pores and join with the butter and voila! No more fat inside, just all over the gladwrap!

    Is it bad that I'm actually considering this :#

    What if the butter goes through your pores and joins your fat?!

    The only solution to your problem is self love and acceptance :)
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    eat 10 bags of ketchup chips and give me 1000 dollars a week for life

  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    Yep I landed in the right place. Though substitute McDonald's with wine. :)
  • JoshMaz
    JoshMaz Posts: 419 Member
    I thought this was a "yo' mamma" type thread.
    You know... I'm so fat my wife's forehead bumps against my belly.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I have to object to the use of the term, "fat". We're people of size.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnrDZbEdFdHc_703Bc_j8Tks-TQXYsNgfP-YuNWpjzemhWn5dLog
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    mccindy72 wrote: »
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnrDZbEdFdHc_703Bc_j8Tks-TQXYsNgfP-YuNWpjzemhWn5dLog

    My ex had me try that shz, I about died on that.

    God LOL. The things I did when I wasn't educated about my body.
  • Athos282
    Athos282 Posts: 405 Member
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Athos282 wrote: »
    I'm fat, too. Love me some McD's. Let's go get some Big Macs with supersized fries and extra large cokes!

    That's my kind of guy! But can you just go and bring me back some? I don't wanna get off my couch :\

    Nah, I called the neighbor to go and get it for us. That way neither of us has to get up. Don't want to go into starvation mode.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    I have to object to the use of the term, "fat". We're people of size.

    Sorry if I offended anyone by this term, but when I was "large" I was fat, I had no problems using this term, if I weighed the same but it was muscle I would've called myself "muscular".
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Athos282 wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Athos282 wrote: »
    I'm fat, too. Love me some McD's. Let's go get some Big Macs with supersized fries and extra large cokes!

    That's my kind of guy! But can you just go and bring me back some? I don't wanna get off my couch :\

    Nah, I called the neighbor to go and get it for us. That way neither of us has to get up. Don't want to go into starvation mode.

    See? Great minds think alike :)
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    jgnatca wrote: »
    So many acronyms, so few dictionaries. No, I don't lift. I run.
    .
    .
    .
    If a person hates their fatness, won't change their habits or their exercise, then they are stuck where they started. On the couch.

    OHEMGEE

    Takes thread cereal: CHECK!

    Bahaha, it took longer than I expected!
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    BLACKxLABEL wrote: »
    leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »
    I eat triple baconator but usually dump the bun. lol.
    That's what I do. Best *kitten* around
    I went to Wendy's tonight after coming off of a fast, expecting to get this triple baconator of which you speak, I did not see a triple baconator, had to settle on just a baconator :'(
  • exlibrissilvio
    exlibrissilvio Posts: 69 Member
    You sound lazy as hell. Why are you on My Fitness Pal if you don't want to do anything?
  • ChloeMaay96
    ChloeMaay96 Posts: 11 Member
    Weight loss is 70% diet and 20% exercise... 0% excuses and 0% laziness. How are you seriously expecting to lose weight if you're not prepared to cut down on your bad foods and be a little more active? That rediculous??? I haaaate exercise but I walk my dogs and hike and go to the beach because I know it's healthy for me. If you keep going the way you're going without any effort into being healthy you could potentially develop life threatening illnesses.. so your lifestyle should be changed for your health as well as to slim down.

Categories