I'm so fat

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  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
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    Then learn to love your bigness.
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    If you don't like the way you look, something's gotta give. Likely the springs in the couch.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    jgnatca wrote: »
    Then learn to love your bigness.
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    If you don't like the way you look, something's gotta give. Likely the springs in the couch.

    DYEL?? DO YA?!?
  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
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    So many acronyms, so few dictionaries. No, I don't lift. I run.
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    If a person hates their fatness, won't change their habits or their exercise, then they are stuck where they started. On the couch.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    jgnatca wrote: »
    So many acronyms, so few dictionaries. No, I don't lift. I run.
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    If a person hates their fatness, won't change their habits or their exercise, then they are stuck where they started. On the couch.

    OHEMGEE

    Takes thread cereal: CHECK!
  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
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    Does this count? Every day, Alphabet abs.
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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    I lift my spoon. That counts.

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  • MacroNutrientBlog
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    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Well, you know how oil and water don't mix? and oil is fat, right? And our bodies are mostly water? And when you melt fat it all runs together? I reckon if you completely covered yourself with butter then wrapped yourself in gladwrap, the butter would attract the fat from inside your body (because fat wants to be with other fat, not water) and all your fat would leech out your pores and join with the butter and voila! No more fat inside, just all over the gladwrap!

    Is it bad that I'm actually considering this :#

    What if the butter goes through your pores and joins your fat?!

    The only solution to your problem is self love and acceptance :)
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,588 Member
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    eat 10 bags of ketchup chips and give me 1000 dollars a week for life

  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
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    Yep I landed in the right place. Though substitute McDonald's with wine. :)
  • JoshMaz
    JoshMaz Posts: 419 Member
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    I thought this was a "yo' mamma" type thread.
    You know... I'm so fat my wife's forehead bumps against my belly.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    I have to object to the use of the term, "fat". We're people of size.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    mccindy72 wrote: »
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    My ex had me try that shz, I about died on that.

    God LOL. The things I did when I wasn't educated about my body.
  • Athos282
    Athos282 Posts: 405 Member
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    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Athos282 wrote: »
    I'm fat, too. Love me some McD's. Let's go get some Big Macs with supersized fries and extra large cokes!

    That's my kind of guy! But can you just go and bring me back some? I don't wanna get off my couch :\

    Nah, I called the neighbor to go and get it for us. That way neither of us has to get up. Don't want to go into starvation mode.
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    I have to object to the use of the term, "fat". We're people of size.

    Sorry if I offended anyone by this term, but when I was "large" I was fat, I had no problems using this term, if I weighed the same but it was muscle I would've called myself "muscular".
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    Athos282 wrote: »
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Athos282 wrote: »
    I'm fat, too. Love me some McD's. Let's go get some Big Macs with supersized fries and extra large cokes!

    That's my kind of guy! But can you just go and bring me back some? I don't wanna get off my couch :\

    Nah, I called the neighbor to go and get it for us. That way neither of us has to get up. Don't want to go into starvation mode.

    See? Great minds think alike :)
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    Sinistrous wrote: »
    jgnatca wrote: »
    So many acronyms, so few dictionaries. No, I don't lift. I run.
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    If a person hates their fatness, won't change their habits or their exercise, then they are stuck where they started. On the couch.

    OHEMGEE

    Takes thread cereal: CHECK!

    Bahaha, it took longer than I expected!
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
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    BLACKxLABEL wrote: »
    leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »
    I eat triple baconator but usually dump the bun. lol.
    That's what I do. Best *kitten* around
    I went to Wendy's tonight after coming off of a fast, expecting to get this triple baconator of which you speak, I did not see a triple baconator, had to settle on just a baconator :'(

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