We broke up because...
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Called my neighbor's uhuhuhmm by a weird name!0
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she was too fabulous for me0
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I always showered without him0
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she did everything without me
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way too Clingy0
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You made me sleep in your bed0
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didnt like keeping the bed warm for the lady guests0
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Was always worried about keeping the bed warm for other ladies0
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She was the lady the bed was being kept warm for, but she was Paranoid it was for others
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Had too many bromances on MFP0
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@sinistrous, She would put the milk in the bowl first, then the cereal.0
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Was not a cat person0
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Hated that I wouldn't shave my legs in the winter.0
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She wouldn't use my razors or take my offer of waxing0
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She kept getting into my Kashi Granolar Bar stash0
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He complained about my cooking0
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Didn't want to move down south during winter0
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Haha. She kept confusing me with other people. I am born for warm weather.0
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Wouldn't go to hockey games with me in winter0
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Only because he kept mouthing off at the officials and pressing his naked nipples on their window!
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He hated that I was a football and rugby mom.0
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Attempted to make me give their feet a little too much attention by putting all the foods I liked on them and "sexting" me foot pictures while I was working...0
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She just didn't get how lovely my feet are0
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I was jealous of her hair0
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She kept flirting with CanadianGirl0
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CAN'T COOK ROMAN NOODLES0
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she looked WAY too much like Marilyn Monroe0
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His arms were like....a mile long.
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she didn't understand the concept of proportionate limbs...0
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He kept making fun of my 5'2 hourglass shape. Kept calling me disproportionate:(0
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