The most ridiculous diet tips you've ever heard?
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My trainer told me a couple weeks ago something like I needed to eat celery to replace my electrolytes because celery had hydrochloric acid and iodine or something really f'd up like that. I just nodded.0
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This is my favourite topic yet! Amazing how many ridiculous ideas there are out there... I thought banana or cabbage soup only were bad!! :-))0
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tat2cookie wrote: »Eating cotton balls dipped in orange juice.
I have a severe aversion to the feel of cotton balls and this just made audibly gag.
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My boyfriend is convinced that if you cut out sugar then you will lose weight and maintain it. Of course it worked for him so it must work for all of us...
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ceoverturf wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »ceoverturf wrote: »mamapeach910 wrote: »
And the apple cider vinegar and coconut oil
Hang on, guys. I'm writing this all down. This will definitely help me loose weight, right?
Only if you juice it with a bunch of Kale. It's the best advise I have.
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AllieBear88 wrote: »monkeystikx wrote: »At work, we have a lot of really thin Asian ladies. They claim by drinking hot water with their meals, that it melts the fat in their bodies to help stay thin.
Someone told me this, but threw in that adding lemon juice does even more and you can pretty much pee the fat out.
I thought about it and it is interesting that every single person I know who drinks warm water instead of cold is thin... but maybe they where thin in the first place lol
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tincanonastring wrote: »tat2cookie wrote: »Eating cotton balls dipped in orange juice.
Shut up. This isn't actually a thing, right? You made that up. Please tell me you made that up. Please.
that's an old model trick but I knew girls in hs who did that. Fruit juice or flavored Jell-O. also they ate Kleenex. fills you up, 0 calories. sick and sad.
Are we sure kleenex doesn't have calories? I mean, I can't imagine it occurred to them to analyze the nutritional information, but softened processed wood pulp can't be 100% calorie free.0 -
obscuremusicreference wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »tat2cookie wrote: »Eating cotton balls dipped in orange juice.
Shut up. This isn't actually a thing, right? You made that up. Please tell me you made that up. Please.
that's an old model trick but I knew girls in hs who did that. Fruit juice or flavored Jell-O. also they ate Kleenex. fills you up, 0 calories. sick and sad.
Are we sure kleenex doesn't have calories? I mean, I can't imagine it occurred to them to analyze the nutritional information, but softened processed wood pulp can't be 100% calorie free.
Now I'm thinking about that reality show that follows people who eat weird stuff like couch cushion foam and toilet paper. I wonder how many calories are in a whole couch.0 -
Almond rumors!
1. "Peanut butter makes you fat but almond butter doesn't" - A Weight Watchers member's interpretation of an unknown message from Dr. Oz
2. "Eating almonds and drinking water helps you lose weight" - Fox 42 news a few nights ago.
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I saw an ad for hypnotic gastric bypass the other day...0
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Almond rumors!
1. "Peanut butter makes you fat but almond butter doesn't" - A Weight Watchers member's interpretation of an unknown message from Dr. Oz
2. "Eating almonds and drinking water helps you lose weight" - Fox 42 news a few nights ago.
"If you do goblet squats while holding a Blue Diamond can, you will achieve the perfect onion booty" - A talking squirrel in a dream I had0 -
I heard another today...apparently diet sodas make you gain weight because they block the fat leaving your body, and slow your metabolism. So you should stick to regular sodas. Hmm, nope don't think so pal.0
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rebeccamorgan58152 wrote: »nakedraygun wrote: »
"Plants live on light, then we eat plants," she wrote on Facebook May 3. "Are we simply not accessing our inherent ability to live on light? ... After hearing of the possibility that this might be true, I received a 'calling' from within, from the Universe, to find out if it is so.
But she also makes note on Facebook of unpleasant-sounding side effects such as weakness, throwing up bile, dizziness, and frozen hands."
Of course, humans are well known for their ability to photosynthesize carbs. LOL. I love watching natural selection in action.
You love hearing people die because of woo-woo bunk BS? I may ridicule and critizise dumb choices, but you would never catch me saying I LOVE seeing the results of someone starving themselves to death...0 -
echmainfit619 wrote: »Not really a diet tip, but it's just as ridiculous: Any packaged food with the word "Light/Lite" on the label. One of the great lies of the food industry.
I just got told at the grocery shop that light olive oil was less fat. Hehe
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echmainfit619 wrote: »Not really a diet tip, but it's just as ridiculous: Any packaged food with the word "Light/Lite" on the label. One of the great lies of the food industry.
I just got told at the grocery shop that light olive oil was less fat. Hehe
I have some dear friends that *only* buy products with "Lite" on the label. They're both considerably overweight. Funny how that works.0 -
obscuremusicreference wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »tat2cookie wrote: »Eating cotton balls dipped in orange juice.
Shut up. This isn't actually a thing, right? You made that up. Please tell me you made that up. Please.
that's an old model trick but I knew girls in hs who did that. Fruit juice or flavored Jell-O. also they ate Kleenex. fills you up, 0 calories. sick and sad.
Are we sure kleenex doesn't have calories? I mean, I can't imagine it occurred to them to analyze the nutritional information, but softened processed wood pulp can't be 100% calorie free.
Now I'm thinking about that reality show that follows people who eat weird stuff like couch cushion foam and toilet paper. I wonder how many calories are in a whole couch.
There's one who eats diapers. I don't even want to know.0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »obscuremusicreference wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »tat2cookie wrote: »Eating cotton balls dipped in orange juice.
Shut up. This isn't actually a thing, right? You made that up. Please tell me you made that up. Please.
that's an old model trick but I knew girls in hs who did that. Fruit juice or flavored Jell-O. also they ate Kleenex. fills you up, 0 calories. sick and sad.
Are we sure kleenex doesn't have calories? I mean, I can't imagine it occurred to them to analyze the nutritional information, but softened processed wood pulp can't be 100% calorie free.
Now I'm thinking about that reality show that follows people who eat weird stuff like couch cushion foam and toilet paper. I wonder how many calories are in a whole couch.
There's one who eats diapers. I don't even want to know.
And there's a disease (it even has a name) where people eat *themselves*. <shudder>0 -
rayrayfitz wrote: »Pasta being 'free' on Weight Watchers. My friend was on it and literally filled up every meal with a huge plate of pasta and free veggies, only pointed her sauces etc... You can guess the rest.
My mother saying 'you can have as much of x, y, and z as you like, they are free on slimming world' despite the fact that a) I am not on slimming world, and b) all of x y and z are food and therefore have calories in. No wonder I have had more success on MFP in 2 years than she has on Slimming world in 15!0 -
tracyannk28 wrote: »Anything that comes out of the mouth of Dr. Oz....
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I told my wife that sex burns 3 times as many calories as running for the same duration.
She doesn't believe me.
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the HCG injections. Someone in my family told me about this and i stood there thinking I would never do something like this; I don't care how fat i was.0
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tincanonastring wrote: »
that's the problem, you forgot the cayenne!0 -
mamapeach910 wrote: »
of course I see this AFTER I post mine...my bad 0 -
meganjcallaghan wrote: »fearlessleader104 wrote: »Cico
no, you're right. thermodynamics is a lie from da debil.
LOL! My thoughts on thermodynamics are the same as the great philosopher Homer J. Simpson: "In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
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Someone I know insisted that the only way to lose weight was to eat no carbs. Not even low carb. None at all. I'll be fat forever then, give me that bread.0
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