The Person BELOW ME Is, Has, Wants, Can't

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  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    Everyone loves smoothies. ;)

    TPBM is so hot. I'm jealous.
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    I know right? It's a burden.... :p

    The person below me is whisking me off on a Caribbean Cruise!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    And it's clothing optional so pack light. :)

    TPBM is getting ready to give the best back rub ever.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,768 Member
    edited February 2015
    I have been told I give a mighty fine massage.

    TPBM wants another cup of coffee
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    And I'm about to have one.

    TPBM just got off the phone and is all hot and bothered in a good way.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,768 Member
    I did just get off the phone...but it was my mother-in-law...so not very hot...but mildly bothered.

    TPBM can't whistle
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Only when I work. Yes. I'm a mining dwarf.

    TPBM has spent at least a few minutes staring directly into the sun.
  • jsuter08
    jsuter08 Posts: 43
    False- I can whistle a pretty wicked tune

    TOBM is probably snowed in and has cabin fever like me
  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    Yes I am. I hate the snow. :(

    TPBM has nothing better to do than surf the forums and look for intelligent life... Or at least someone amusing.
  • jsuter08
    jsuter08 Posts: 43
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Only when I work. Yes. I'm a mining dwarf.

    TPBM has spent at least a few minutes staring directly into the sun.

    Oops didn't scroll all the way down

    And no- unless being flashed by my arc welder counts?

    TPBM is tired
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    19juanita72 wrote: »
    Yes I am. I hate the snow. :(

    TPBM has nothing better to do than surf the forums and look for intelligent life... Or at least someone amusing.

    And I am finding it here and elsewhere.

    TPBM has thought about licking their phone screen several times today.
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    Just once - gotta clean it somehow!

    TPBM keeps opening and closing the fridge waiting for a miracle to happen
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    Just once - gotta clean it somehow!

    TPBM keeps opening and closing the fridge waiting for a miracle to happen

    And one day, I shall catch that penguin in the act of turning the light on and off!

    TPBM has a weird fetish for pickled peppers.
  • 19juanita72
    19juanita72 Posts: 1,080 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    Just once - gotta clean it somehow!

    TPBM keeps opening and closing the fridge waiting for a miracle to happen

    And one day, I shall catch that penguin in the act of turning the light on and off!

    TPBM has a weird fetish for pickled peppers.

    My neighbor keeps saying I have a fetish for pickled peppers... No wonder all my dates bring me weird gifts. :(

    TPBM has angry bird pajamas.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    19juanita72 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    Just once - gotta clean it somehow!

    TPBM keeps opening and closing the fridge waiting for a miracle to happen

    And one day, I shall catch that penguin in the act of turning the light on and off!

    TPBM has a weird fetish for pickled peppers.

    My neighbor keeps saying I have a fetish for pickled peppers... No wonder all my dates bring me weird gifts. :(

    TPBM has angry bird pajamas.

    Angry Bird boxers ... Close enough.

    TPBM is now picturing me in nothing but Angry Bird boxers.
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    19juanita72 wrote: »
    jaymvita wrote: »
    SJunczyk wrote: »
    Just once - gotta clean it somehow!

    TPBM keeps opening and closing the fridge waiting for a miracle to happen

    And one day, I shall catch that penguin in the act of turning the light on and off!

    TPBM has a weird fetish for pickled peppers.

    My neighbor keeps saying I have a fetish for pickled peppers... No wonder all my dates bring me weird gifts. :(

    TPBM has angry bird pajamas.

    Angry Bird boxers ... Close enough.

    TPBM is now picturing me in nothing but Angry Bird boxers.

    Oh hell yes!!!!

    TPBM wants to know my dirty little secret
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
    ooooo yes!!!

    TPBM wishes they had my rack :wink:
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    I am. But not quite the way you might be thinking it. ;)

    TPBM has wondered at some point what my abs taste like.
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
    ooooo yes!!

    TPBM Isnt quiet what They seem!!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    pipsqueak1990 wrote: »
    ooooo yes!!

    TPBM Isnt quiet what They seem!!

    Yes. I am a cyborg.

    TPBM has been caught dancing in the nude more than once.

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