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The Person BELOW ME Is, Has, Wants, Can't

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  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    Yes, but why can't I get this blasted webcam to work?!?

    TPBM is afraid of the dark.
  • angelunchained5
    angelunchained5 Posts: 73 Member
    Jaymvita you are officially the cause of my smile tonight...good game...angry bird boxers! <3
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    BlueEyedRedhead wrote: »
    Yes, but why can't I get this blasted webcam to work?!?

    TPBM is afraid of the dark.

    Only afraid of the trouble that I can get into there. ;)

    TPBM has groped a stranger.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited February 2015
    angelunchained5 wrote: »
    Jaymvita you are officially the cause of my smile tonight...good game...angry bird boxers! <3

    Awwww shucks ;) tweren't nuthin'!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    angelunchained5 wrote: »
    Jaymvita you are officially the cause of my smile tonight...good game...angry bird boxers! <3

    Awwww shucks ;) tweren't nuthin'!

    Wait just realized I TPBMd myself.

    Ok, yes I've groped a stranger. There I said it.

    TPBM has ALSO groped a stranger.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    edited February 2015
    No...but I've been groped. Hey was that you? 1 train in Manhattan, heading uptown...somewhere between 72nd and 79th street, I recall.

    TPBM is a terrible speller
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    No...but I've been groped. Hey was that you? 1 train in Manhattan, heading uptown...somewhere between 72nd and 79th street, I recall?

    TPBM is a terrible speller

    Was I drissed in a ovurcote and sunglassies? Becoz yes that mite have bean me.

    TPBM knows the difference between a sachet and a sashay.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Right you are, I sashayed my way through the train you were on Jay. The sachet in my drawer smells like BACON!

    TPBM is a cat lady
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    Yes it's true.....

    TPBM wants to run away....
  • Feelgood97
    Feelgood97 Posts: 89 Member
    has a lamborghini B)
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    I wish!

    TPBM skipped the gym today and ate Ben and Jerrys instead ;)
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Sorry - it was smoked naked chicken wings, but I worked out tonight

    TPBM is incredibly rich
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »
    Sorry - it was smoked naked chicken wings, but I worked out tonight

    TPBM is incredibly rich

    If by "incredibly rich" you mean "not even close to rich and bordering on poverty" then yes. Yes I am.

    TPBM has practiced making hickeys on their own arm recently.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Has: $67.00 in his wallet
    Wants: a Snickers Bar
    Can't: wait until Beach weather
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    You say that like it's a bad thing...?

    tpbm can't pass a mirror without admiring themselves
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    If by "recently", you mean when I was twelve at sleepaway camp, then sure.

    TPBM wants someone to fill up their tank so they don't have to pump gas in the cold
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    If you are meaning my wife - correct.

    TPBM will make and eat my double-thick sliced, hickory smoked bacon sammich
  • purely_rose
    purely_rose Posts: 67
    Not likely.

    TPBM can't stop watching reruns of Friends.
  • mamameaof2kiddos
    mamameaof2kiddos Posts: 6,611 Member
    Never watch that :)

    She has a beautiful smile!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Why thanks I do think my smile is not too shabby. ;)

    TPBM has gotten their jollies off in public more than once.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Is "in public" and "at work" the same thing?

    TPBM would probably give a significant amount of money to sniff their favorite celebrity's armpit.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    I'm pretty sure Adam Levine's armpit smells like sex and rock n' roll, so I'll keep my cash.

    TPBM gets a chubby every time he hears muzac on an elevator
  • mamameaof2kiddos
    mamameaof2kiddos Posts: 6,611 Member
    Has pretty eyes
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    mamameaof2kiddos wrote: »
    Has pretty eyes

    My eyes have been described as "pretty" maybe once. Lol.

    TPBM has used a crowded bus or train to "accidentally" grope someone.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is- A kind and Awesome Personality!
    Has- A fantastic Physique!
    Wants- to meet someone here on MFP in person!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Is- A kind and Awesome Personality!
    Has- A fantastic Physique!
    Wants- to meet someone here on MFP in person!

    I think meeting some of you would be awesome! Above poster included naturally! ;)

    The Person BELOW Me has been part of a drunken spectacle that involved public indecency and musical instruments ...
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    The drums were mezmorizing... It wasn't my fault... There was rum...

    TPBM Dated the ex of a good friend...
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    While also simultaneously dating that good friend ... Make of that what you will ...

    TPBM considers underwear a "distraction"
  • LiquidSparkle86
    LiquidSparkle86 Posts: 736 Member
    ^^^^ i guess it depends what kind of underwear :0)

    Tpbm is worried about what they have to post under if they respond to this thread.
  • mamameaof2kiddos
    mamameaof2kiddos Posts: 6,611 Member
    Has pretty smile
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