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  • mmmMiMi
    mmmMiMi Posts: 127 Member
    is there not a thread around here that's just....random socializing?
    You know....conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with
    what you might do, or think of the person above you?
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  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    Ugh!! Dinner!! Hurry up!! I'm hungry!! :yum:
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    VintageMisery514 wrote: »
    The auto flush toilets at work are moody and temperamental and we don't get along. Please stop flushing while I'm still on you. My behind is not small enough that you can't detect it. Just stop.

    LMAO!
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
    I can't help myself correcting people when they write "loosing" instead of losing. Meh.
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
    I need to stop going to beg late!!!!! Arg.
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    I need a robot butler
  • VintageMisery514
    VintageMisery514 Posts: 533 Member
    I wonder what my boss would say if I called her tomorrow and told her I couldn't come in to work because I needed to start binge-watching the new season of House Of Cards? Surely keeping up with Frank Underwood is way more important than my role in the organ donation process.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Thank goodness the weather forecasters were wrong again!
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    I'm playing the how long can I lay in bed before I don't have enough time to get presentable game....times running out quick
  • RJ0274
    RJ0274 Posts: 4,173 Member
    borst14 wrote: »
    I'm playing the how long can I lay in bed before I don't have enough time to get presentable game....times running out quick

    I did that this morning too
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    I swore like a hairy man getting waxed the first time I dry brushed
  • AnthonyThrashD
    AnthonyThrashD Posts: 306 Member
    Some days I just want to hop in a plane and fly across the Bermuda Triangle
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Sometimes, I pretend I have the Force and wave my hand just before I get to the automatic doors.
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Sometimes, I pretend I have the Force and wave my hand just before I get to the automatic doors.

    Taught my daughter to do that..

  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Petroleum is the wrong kind of jelly for PB&Js
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    If I like to sing "I"m pretty fly for a white guy," does that make me white, even though I'm Latino?
  • infinitevast
    infinitevast Posts: 875 Member
    Def would not make you white..hello there fellow latino :)
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
    I may need new photos, I'm tired of my pics. :#
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
    Sushi
  • Feelgood97
    Feelgood97 Posts: 89 Member
    Strength means going through what you hate with what you love in perspective ;)
  • lucky13libra
    lucky13libra Posts: 157 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Sittin here again, wasting away in.......................................................................

    Margaritaville?
  • mmmMiMi
    mmmMiMi Posts: 127 Member
    borst14 wrote: »
    I need a robot butler

    not more than 15 minutes ago, I put in a request for magical coffee elves.

    I'll let you know if they show-up.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    I really just want to be in the bed with no one bothering me today
  • Screwedntattooed
    Screwedntattooed Posts: 238 Member
    I often wonder where the expression cold cocked came from and why cold? why not warm? and why cocked? why not pussyed?
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    Mmm somebody said coffee elves
  • mmmMiMi
    mmmMiMi Posts: 127 Member
    yeah, I think *I* might be the coffee elf.

    Seeing how no one else showed-up and I made the coffee, myself.
  • Loubear466
    Loubear466 Posts: 37
    edited February 2015
    I want to sniff my slippers before I put them on.
  • LiquidSparkle86
    LiquidSparkle86 Posts: 736 Member
    Whipped cream and bacon! :#

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