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Arm is missing, what should I do? PLEASE HELP

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  • annas987
    annas987 Posts: 301 Member
    Did you check the fridge?
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    _Tink_ wrote: »
    Are you complaining about sudden weight loss? Some people are never satisfied.

    I'm just afraid that everyone will start telling me I look amazing and thin and then I'll have to cry all the cries forever. I *literally* cannot take that risk.
  • nowweseeyou
    nowweseeyou Posts: 1,235 Member
    What disarmed you? Are you alarmed? So...you were unarmed?
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    annas987 wrote: »
    Did you check the fridge?

    GRRRRL you know me too well!

  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    So what did you give it up for....bacon or dark chocolate. That's just an expression: "I'd give my left arm for....". When will you literal people learn?
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    So what did you give it up for....bacon or dark chocolate. That's just an expression: "I'd give my left arm for....". When will you literal people learn?

    One.Big.Fat.Slice.Of.Cheesecake.


  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    I came as fast as possible to help put together your arm back now that you found it in the fridge... but I only found

    boudreaux_butt-paste-300x300.jpg

    Think butt paste will help with the arm anyways?
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    Lasmartchika wrote: »
    I came as fast as possible to help put together your arm back now that you found it in the fridge... but I only found

    boudreaux_butt-paste-300x300.jpg

    Think butt paste will help with the arm anyways?

    Intriguing! What's the carb count? I can't find it in the MFP database. And, will it work on lost legs? Just asking, for a friend.
  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
    williams969 wrote: »
    Lasmartchika wrote: »
    I came as fast as possible to help put together your arm back now that you found it in the fridge... but I only found

    boudreaux_butt-paste-300x300.jpg

    Think butt paste will help with the arm anyways?

    Intriguing! What's the carb count? I can't find it in the MFP database. And, will it work on lost legs? Just asking, for a friend.

    Pls hurry.
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »
    williams969 wrote: »
    Lasmartchika wrote: »
    I came as fast as possible to help put together your arm back now that you found it in the fridge... but I only found

    boudreaux_butt-paste-300x300.jpg

    Think butt paste will help with the arm anyways?

    Intriguing! What's the carb count? I can't find it in the MFP database. And, will it work on lost legs? Just asking, for a friend.

    Pls hurry.

    I'm doing the best I can, dammit! Stop being a such a brat!
  • Ewok31
    Ewok31 Posts: 45 Member
    drink beer
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    edited February 2015
    Ewok31 wrote: »
    drink beer

    Um, TOXINS, HELLLLLOOO! Geesh, but you're just a baby, so you've got time to learn. I blame your parents.
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    edited February 2015
    williams969 wrote: »
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »
    williams969 wrote: »
    Lasmartchika wrote: »
    I came as fast as possible to help put together your arm back now that you found it in the fridge... but I only found

    boudreaux_butt-paste-300x300.jpg

    Think butt paste will help with the arm anyways?

    Intriguing! What's the carb count? I can't find it in the MFP database. And, will it work on lost legs? Just asking, for a friend.

    Pls hurry.

    I'm doing the best I can, dammit! Stop being a such a brat!

    This is what happens when you lose weight too fast, someone inevitably shows up with Boudreaux's Butt Paste and you just gain it all right back.

    ETA Sorry I meant loose weight


  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    williams969 wrote: »
    Ewok31 wrote: »
    drink beer

    Um, TOXINS, HELLLLLOOO! Geesh, but you're just a baby, so you've got time to learn. I blame your parents.

    Ugh this is why we're all obese now, it's the complete lack of personal responsibility.

  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    Well butt paste is full of fat!! What do you expect?!
  • GoPerfectHealth
    GoPerfectHealth Posts: 254 Member
    Usually there will be a whoosh. . . which lets you know this is exactly what was supposed to happen.
  • wwstewart
    wwstewart Posts: 136 Member
    This post has been quite disarming. You're not still contagious, are you?

    I bet you're going to be all right...
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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  • callsitlikeiseeit
    callsitlikeiseeit Posts: 8,626 Member
    cico.

    thats the answer to EVERYTHING
  • Azazel882
    Azazel882 Posts: 101
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NOncx2jU0Q

    You're in luck.
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    I think she finally passed out... :mask:
  • ljohnson216
    ljohnson216 Posts: 89 Member
    OP- congrats on loosing the weight so quickly, you deserve a round of applause.

    On the hand, some posters are so insenstive! Have you ever thought about all of those other people that only have one arm?!?! I had a friend whose father's uncle's neighbor's kid lost his arm in a tragic farming incident. It happed on an organic edamame/pomegranate hybrid farm and ruined the whole crop because it was no longer vegan. Imagine YOU were the one with one arm and caused a farm to loose even more money to big agriculture!!! Ugh, some people!!!!!
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