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We broke up because...
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She broke the Piano0
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She called me fat0
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She looked a lot like my cousin. That was just too weird0
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she broke my g string !0
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Lol ok that one made me laugh. He wasn't talking about this guitar. He had a drawer full of g strings. Nuff said0
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she made me wear g strings, ONLY g strings !
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She always said "Nuff" what does that mean???0
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she said nuff instead of muff...lol omg dating myself now...0
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He had more fun entertaining himself with bad jokes and ..........!0
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She was worried about underwear, would never let me take any of it off of her.0
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He hated that I went out commando all the time0
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She always made things opposite!0
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I told her I loved her, she thought it was opposite day.
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He would never say he hated me on opposite day.0
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She got offended when I said "I hate You!" but it came from my heart!0
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She wanted me to give her my heart, but she meant literally0
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He was paranoid and I had to have him committed!0
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Has a hello kitty addiction0
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I am more of a dog person0
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Was getting freaky with the dog while I was out0
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I found out he wasn't a 35yr old hot blonde chick.0
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He was pretending to be a hot blonde chick0
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He didn't have a sense of imagination0
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He said I was getting too old for him0
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Wasn't old enough for me.0
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cared too much about age0
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I had to be
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Kept showing up, bothering my women0
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Hated that he had to share me with my family. Wanted me all to himself0
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When she said family, I thought she meant like in the Godfather....0
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