We broke up because...
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I wasnt into bunnies...only the Playboy ones,but she wasnt one of those
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He thought he was Hugh Heffner0
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Found out she was also seeing Hugh Heffner0
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Never told be when I had a Boogie!0
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Was always snorting lines before nookie0
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Didnt get morning wood...something was wrong with him
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Her idea of dirty talk was elizabethian0
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Thou hath never understood the Sexiness of my Language!0
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Kept talking to me in other languages -- I wasn't sure what was going on.0
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I ate too much.0
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she ate all my garden.0
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I kept finding the gardener hitting on my women0
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mmmm...we didnt !0
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and out of order yet again !0
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his equipment was out of order all the time.0
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He was always doing crazy things when drunk.0
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she thought i spoke in math.0
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He only liked me for my fake glasses0
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He wouldn't wear a canadian tank for me. Not even an Italian one during FIFA0
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too many demands on what i wore0
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Couldn't take my constructive criticism0
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too strong for me0
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Had sexy dancing shoes but we never went out dancing0
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stayed with the dog more than me.0
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The dog loves me more than he did.
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that i can't argue with for anyone.0
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Too old for me.0
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Too young for me0
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