We broke up because...
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Found a shrine dedicated to telletubbies in the closet0
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dumped me because he found out my Nickname was Lala!0
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liked to call me Father Aesthetikk in bed0
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Didn't want to give me a hallpass0
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I thought one a week was a bit much0
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there you have it ^
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He wanted me to tattoo his name in my forehead0
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had blood thirsty tattoo on her fore head. very creepy.0
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I think he is a vampire0
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wouldn't let me bite her neck.0
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Wanted to bite my friends necks but not mine.0
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She liked her neck to be bitten...I am too gentle0
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she wanted me to bite gently, was too delicate for me.0
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Never celebrated my birthday0
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she wanted to celebrate her birthday every two days.0
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@ Alison - She kept drinking all the wine!
Leo kept eating all the bacon! Share dammit!0 -
Thought I'd share wine0
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Eat the bacon, don't share the bacon. Thats rule #
She drank too much wine.0 -
He never bought me wine0
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She wouldn't drop laughing when I fell while ice skating.0
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He dropped me when he lifted me0
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She was too light for my lifting sessions.0
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She kept calling me a light weight0
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She just wanted a change0
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Ria_StayingFit wrote: »She kept calling me a light weight
Lost her mind, she didn't know difference between he and she,.
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Too technical0
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Took selfies sideways!0
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She kept looking at me with her head tilted. It was unnerving0
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