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We broke up because...
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wanted me to spot him on squats but would always fart when he came up0
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Snored too loud. Neither of us would sleep on the couch.0
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Was always sleeping0
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She wanted to dissect my pet froggy
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Lol!! She never wanted me to learn0
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she tried to hide me under that top when her dad caught us0
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Had a crush on my dad0
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He wouldn't let me ride on his shoulders so we could pretend to be one really tall person
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She was too theatrical0
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He had no imagination0
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wanted me to grow armpit hair0
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Shaved his armpits0
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She found someone better0
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he yelled so loud when he was cuming her made me deaf0
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we were only dating in my head and she still dumped me0
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I never went to visit him at the mental asylum0
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She had a crazy ex...0
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she was a rug muncher0
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my dick was to big0
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My vagina was too small.0
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I hurt her with my strap on
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because we love getting back together0
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She kept gong back to Her ex Holly everytime we fought.0
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well, I dont know why we broke up/....0
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All those groupies0
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she was jealous of my groupies0
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he wouldn't let me jam0
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he didnt bring his guitar or drums or bass or nutin'
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was jealous my air guitar was soo much better
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