We broke up because...
Options
Replies
-
He wanted me to share
0 -
every time I yawned she poked her finger in my mouth and made me gag!0
-
She was being selfish
0 -
blossomholly wrote: »every time I yawned she poked her finger in my mouth and made me gag!blossomholly wrote: »every time I yawned she poked her finger in my mouth and made me gag!
Ahhh Holly...? That wasn't "her" "finger" that was my youknowwhat
She panicked, and mistook my $en@s for Mel's fingers
0 -
He said I was too immature!!!
0 -
He wore spiderman underoos!0
-
she would wear boxer briefs with the cookie monster on them to roam the house0
-
She tried to feed cookies to cookie monster0
-
She was too pretty0
-
You look too much like my flight commander0
-
He was too buff0
-
She cut all her peas in half before eating them0
-
She wouldn't have my babies0
-
he wouldn't let me have his babies 0
-
I couldn't get her preggaz!
![:\](https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/resources/emoji/confused.png ":\")
0 -
She kept hiding my nutella 0
-
she ate the last of my nutella
0 -
She would come to Nutella-aholics anonymous with me0
-
I had pocket sized nutella pouches in my purse.... she found them it didn't go down well I've stopped now though!
0 -
Nutella junkie 0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.6K Introduce Yourself
- 43.5K Getting Started
- 259.7K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.6K Food and Nutrition
- 47.3K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 393 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.7K Motivation and Support
- 7.8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.3K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 931 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.3K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions