We broke up because...
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She didn't like acting out my fetishes.0
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He made me call him baby and he called me mommy, twisted0
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She kept yelling out oh daddy, I think she had issues.0
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I didn't have daddy issues0
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He wanted me to lick his abs ... It got awkward
or maybe his abs were just more lick-able than mine...... 
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she promised me if i worked out for a year, she would finally sleep with me but she didnt keep her promise0
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He only worked outfit 11 months and 21 days, he said he'd work out for a year0
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She was never flexible with her deadlines.0
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Was too concerned with the specifics0
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Would never give me any details0
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Had no initiative.0
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She'd snuggle the puppy but not me0
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Just wasn't snuggable0
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He was needy.0
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She didn't take care of my needs!0
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She was away too long and forgot about me! 0
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Look at her. I paled in comparison.0
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She said I was too pale??? I don't tan, I'm sorry!0
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She always used all my Sunscreen and I ended up red as my lipstick!0
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I had too much red lipstick all over me. =o]0
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I'm not sure. I'm still sad0
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i had to explain every little thing to her.0
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I called him David in bed
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He could never remember where he put his keys or that it wasn't 1943 anymore.0
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she was involved with some guy named David.0
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He tried to act like a Goliath!0
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She stole my lip balm0
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She stole my leg Selfies! ;p0
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she was Jelly of my legs.0
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he thought my legs were hideous0
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