We broke up because...

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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Kept pulling my noise hairs!
  • Fierce4me
    Fierce4me Posts: 2,169 Member
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    Damn, we broke up?!?! When were you going to tell me?
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    You didn't get my text? damn
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
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    constantly sexting other girls!!!
  • Fierce4me
    Fierce4me Posts: 2,169 Member
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    She did not like sexing :(
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    kept sexting all the ministers!
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
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    had the number of all the local hookers on speed dial
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    kept saying "Talk to the back" while doing the hand gesture. not cool man
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
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    he didn't like my hand technique :#
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Her hand techniques consisted of karate chops to the neck!
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
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    didn't like the way I showed affection
  • danielabe1985
    danielabe1985 Posts: 1,582 Member
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    I couldn't keep up
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He walked 10 steps behind me on purpose, I think I embarrassed him.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Had to walk down wind from her
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Was always mixing me up with his previous girlfriend, I was the good smelling one!
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    edited March 2015
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    She thought she smelled good...noseblind!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She couldn't admit we had a relationship, was worried what others thought
  • Oklahoma_qt
    Oklahoma_qt Posts: 145 Member
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    She wasn't down to make naked snow angels.
  • velocityc6
    velocityc6 Posts: 2,137 Member
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    She made me do naked snow angels and I got frostbite, lost some parts
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He lost the most important parts, need I say more?

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