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She ate left twix and I ate right.0
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he insisted there was a difference between left and right twix, i was just sharing a candy bar!0
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she only had grape lollipops0
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She didn't serve me the right twix0
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She never would share the cherry ones with me!0
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She tried to steal my cherry, errr, lollipops? Wait, what were we talking about?0
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Wanted me to take all her cherries!! her garden was huge!!0
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Kept hiding behind the mask0
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Always up on my face0
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He wouldn't let me see the real him.
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Wanted me to let her see other guys.0
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She freaked when she saw my Smiley Clown face from AHS0
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He used my fear of clowns against me.0
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Found her in bed with some clown0
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Found him under the bed while the clown was with my ex! I was double crossed!0
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I think he was the clown, that's why he keeps his face hidden0
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He fired me from my job.0
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She was always angry!0
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He kept everything hidden0
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He thought I was too secretive because I wanted alone time in the bathroom.0
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she would poop with the door open and yell what i wanted for breakfast...eww!0
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We broke up?? I wasn't informed!0
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Kept eating all my cookies!0
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He ate all my protein0
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He was a cartoon character and had a paste problem.0
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Her cooking tasted like she used paste as thickener.0
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I was trying to poison him to get out of the prenup, he noticed.0
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I caught her wearing my favorite panties0
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I caught her wearing MY favorite panties!0
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