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We broke up because...

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  • kaylahardison
    kaylahardison Posts: 141 Member
    wouldn't give me the clamps :(
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was cheap
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    made me watch notebook 5 weekends in a row
  • kaylahardison
    kaylahardison Posts: 141 Member
    he didn't like the Notebook
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Kept a notebook of each time we were intimate -- found out she had multiple chapters in her book for the other guys.
  • kaylahardison
    kaylahardison Posts: 141 Member
    again... he didn't like the notebook LOL
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Wanted to act out the notebook, but not the younger parts, the part when she was old and had dementia.
  • kaylahardison
    kaylahardison Posts: 141 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Wanted to act out the notebook, but not the younger parts, the part when she was old and had dementia.

    hahhahaha!! I LOVE this!!

  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Found the secret notebook for dates with her girlfriends
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was always snooping through my stuff!
  • kaylahardison
    kaylahardison Posts: 141 Member
    too jealous
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Made me jealous constantly chasing other lovers
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    wanted me to ask her out while hanging naked from a ferris wheel
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I found out about all of his children he had with other ladies. Broken hearted!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited March 2015
    he wouldn't hang naked from a ferris wheel for me but would for his ex :(

    she found my stash of love letters from another person :confounded:
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Was always putting on a show, trying to steal my women
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She couldn't get her ex out of her mind, and tried to compare our back muscles! I was never good enough!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Kept comparing my anatomy to her ex -- laughed a lot for some reason......
  • kaylahardison
    kaylahardison Posts: 141 Member
    my ex was a porn star and he couldn't accept that.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Her ex was a porn star and she neglected to say how she met him....AT WORK!
  • kaylahardison
    kaylahardison Posts: 141 Member
    she couldn't accept my past either.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Said I reminded her of her mom
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    she told me she quit.... but I found a newly released xxx dvd on the shelves at our local xxx shop :joy:
  • kaylahardison
    kaylahardison Posts: 141 Member
    I didn't feel that I could be honest without judgement/
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I caught her checking out her ex gf's porn dvd!!
  • kaylahardison
    kaylahardison Posts: 141 Member
    she didn't like porn
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    we never did any porn dvds :(
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I liked porn but she insisted on watching the midget one, made me uncomfortable.
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
    She watched a lot of porn. Spent more time watching porn than spending time with me.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    she told everyone that so she didn't have to admit she had a dwarf husband :open_mouth:

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