Bootea teatox

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vegannewbie101
vegannewbie101 Posts: 25
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I ordered the 14 day bootea teatox, any success stories from it?
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  • SexyKatherine73
    SexyKatherine73 Posts: 221 Member
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    it's a scam ... and the tea will give you diarrhea so keep close to your bathroom.
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    It's a gimmick, just like any other 'detox'. The only legitimate detox is persormed by medical professionals for life-threatening addictions.

    Their website even says the bedtime cleanse has a laxative effect. Don't know why anyone would want to take something that will make them practically live in their bathroom.

    I hope they have a money back guarantee or something....
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
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    You wouldn't take a handful of laxatives before bed, right? Same thing.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    OP, I think I can help you. I've got a detox program that's only 10 days long with approximately 7.36 times the benefit of the teatox drinks. Let me know if you want more info.
  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    OP, I think I can help you. I've got a detox program that's only 10 days long with approximately 7.36 times the benefit of the teatox drinks. Let me know if you want more info.

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  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
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    I always wonder about people that decide they want to try these detox things and what they think they are detoxing from. Maybe the websites give some sort of answer to this but I've never visited one.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,324 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    OP, I think I can help you. I've got a detox program that's only 10 days long with approximately 7.36 times the benefit of the teatox drinks. Let me know if you want more info.

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  • terricherry2
    terricherry2 Posts: 222 Member
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    PrizePopple wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    OP, I think I can help you. I've got a detox program that's only 10 days long with approximately 7.36 times the benefit of the teatox drinks. Let me know if you want more info.

    tumblr_mwd5stTcAU1rvpespo1_500.gif

    You both win.
  • ana3067
    ana3067 Posts: 5,624 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    OP, I think I can help you. I've got a detox program that's only 10 days long with approximately 7.36 times the benefit of the teatox drinks. Let me know if you want more info.

    I can vouch for it, lost 16lbs and went down 2 pant sizes.
  • SergeantNarwhal
    SergeantNarwhal Posts: 116 Member
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    I did the 'tiny' teatox or YourTea Tiny Teatox or something along those lines and it was comically bad, lol! My tummy was so bloated and yes...stay close to a bathroom. I was so embarrassed that I even thought it was wise.
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
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    They call it Bootea because you lose a ton of water weight out your booty.

    I'm a one cleanse woman. PEEPS 4 LYFE.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,943 Member
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    vegannewbie101 wrote: »
    I ordered the 14 day bootea teatox, any success stories from it?

    It's a scam. There is no magic in any tea, it's just makes us pee (and sometimes poop) more. The only magic in any tea or food is the magic we give it. :)
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    I had to read the title of this thread out loud to get it to make any sense to my brain...
  • SconnieCat
    SconnieCat Posts: 770 Member
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    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    I had to read the title of this thread out loud to get it to make any sense to my brain...

    Did that work for you? It still doesn't make sense for me :(
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    edited March 2015
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    Bootea Teatox? Say that 10x fast.

    OP: It's an overpriced laxative. Any weight you lose with it will most likely be water weight and you would most likely gain it back once you stop taking the tea.

    I recommend doing the research before you buy the product....may save you a couple bucks in the future.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,943 Member
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    Oh.....

    vegannewbie, I noticed your profile says you are recovering from an eating disorder. That tidbit, along with the fact that you using a drastic measure (that tea) to lose weight, means you need to talk to a professional about your eating disorder. It sounds like you are not recovered.
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
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    SLLRunner wrote: »
    Oh.....

    vegannewbie, I noticed your profile says you are recovering from an eating disorder. That tidbit, along with the fact that you using a drastic measure (that tea) to lose weight, means you need to talk to a professional about your eating disorder. It sounds like you are not recovered.

    Good catch. OP, you need to especially be careful with products like this. Laxative abuse is really common among ED sufferers and here you are signing up for a crash diet with laxatives. You are going to trigger a relapse, if you haven't already. :(
  • TheBeachgod
    TheBeachgod Posts: 825 Member
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    Here's what you have to look forward to.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLrfheNrl50
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    Boiling peeps is just plain cruel. They have feelings, too!
  • minminmoo
    minminmoo Posts: 5
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    The tea does not taste bad, I quiet liked it. However, I felt really bloated and needed the loo very frequently. It made no difference to my weight loss the few days I did it.

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