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edited November 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
I ordered the 14 day bootea teatox, any success stories from it?

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  • Posts: 221 Member
    it's a scam ... and the tea will give you diarrhea so keep close to your bathroom.
  • Posts: 6,666 Member
    It's a gimmick, just like any other 'detox'. The only legitimate detox is persormed by medical professionals for life-threatening addictions.

    Their website even says the bedtime cleanse has a laxative effect. Don't know why anyone would want to take something that will make them practically live in their bathroom.

    I hope they have a money back guarantee or something....
  • Posts: 5,646 Member
    You wouldn't take a handful of laxatives before bed, right? Same thing.
  • Posts: 3,944 Member
    OP, I think I can help you. I've got a detox program that's only 10 days long with approximately 7.36 times the benefit of the teatox drinks. Let me know if you want more info.
  • Posts: 3,133 Member
    OP, I think I can help you. I've got a detox program that's only 10 days long with approximately 7.36 times the benefit of the teatox drinks. Let me know if you want more info.

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  • Posts: 2,408 Member
    I always wonder about people that decide they want to try these detox things and what they think they are detoxing from. Maybe the websites give some sort of answer to this but I've never visited one.
  • Posts: 4,323 Member
    OP, I think I can help you. I've got a detox program that's only 10 days long with approximately 7.36 times the benefit of the teatox drinks. Let me know if you want more info.

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    You both win.
  • Posts: 5,623 Member
    OP, I think I can help you. I've got a detox program that's only 10 days long with approximately 7.36 times the benefit of the teatox drinks. Let me know if you want more info.

    I can vouch for it, lost 16lbs and went down 2 pant sizes.
  • Posts: 116 Member
    I did the 'tiny' teatox or YourTea Tiny Teatox or something along those lines and it was comically bad, lol! My tummy was so bloated and yes...stay close to a bathroom. I was so embarrassed that I even thought it was wise.
  • Posts: 1,938 Member
    They call it Bootea because you lose a ton of water weight out your booty.

    I'm a one cleanse woman. PEEPS 4 LYFE.
  • Posts: 12,942 Member
    I ordered the 14 day bootea teatox, any success stories from it?

    It's a scam. There is no magic in any tea, it's just makes us pee (and sometimes poop) more. The only magic in any tea or food is the magic we give it. :)
  • Posts: 28,439 Member
    I had to read the title of this thread out loud to get it to make any sense to my brain...
  • Posts: 770 Member
    I had to read the title of this thread out loud to get it to make any sense to my brain...

    Did that work for you? It still doesn't make sense for me :(
  • Posts: 4,334 Member
    edited March 2015
    Bootea Teatox? Say that 10x fast.

    OP: It's an overpriced laxative. Any weight you lose with it will most likely be water weight and you would most likely gain it back once you stop taking the tea.

    I recommend doing the research before you buy the product....may save you a couple bucks in the future.
  • Posts: 12,942 Member
    Oh.....

    vegannewbie, I noticed your profile says you are recovering from an eating disorder. That tidbit, along with the fact that you using a drastic measure (that tea) to lose weight, means you need to talk to a professional about your eating disorder. It sounds like you are not recovered.
  • Posts: 1,938 Member
    SLLRunner wrote: »
    Oh.....

    vegannewbie, I noticed your profile says you are recovering from an eating disorder. That tidbit, along with the fact that you using a drastic measure (that tea) to lose weight, means you need to talk to a professional about your eating disorder. It sounds like you are not recovered.

    Good catch. OP, you need to especially be careful with products like this. Laxative abuse is really common among ED sufferers and here you are signing up for a crash diet with laxatives. You are going to trigger a relapse, if you haven't already. :(
  • Posts: 825 Member
    Here's what you have to look forward to.

  • Posts: 8,578 Member
    Boiling peeps is just plain cruel. They have feelings, too!
  • The tea does not taste bad, I quiet liked it. However, I felt really bloated and needed the loo very frequently. It made no difference to my weight loss the few days I did it.
  • Posts: 3,944 Member
    Boiling peeps is just plain cruel. They have feelings, too!

    Hence the removal of the eyes in preparation for the cleanse.

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  • Posts: 624 Member
    It gave me the power of invisibility, so now I can sabotage the diets of everyone around me.
  • Posts: 770 Member

    Hence the removal of the eyes in preparation for the cleanse.

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    Am I doing it right? I want to make sure I'm getting the most out of my Peep cleanse.
  • Posts: 8,578 Member
    Is that a peeping peep I see? Never did trust those blue ones...
  • Posts: 29,136 Member
    you just got ripped off....
  • Posts: 8,578 Member

    Hence the removal of the eyes in preparation for the cleanse.

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    Ah, good thinking! No eyes to bore into your very soul. B)

  • Posts: 29,136 Member
    you will lose five pounds of water out your booty...
  • Posts: 29,136 Member
    the only cleanse I endorse is the pizza cleanse...
  • Posts: 3,944 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    the only cleanse I endorse is the pizza cleanse...

    I know the guy who came up with that and he's a total charlatan! Don't trust him. You won't lose any weight with the pizza cleanse. Try my 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM).
  • Posts: 770 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    the only cleanse I endorse is the pizza cleanse...

    Taco Bell cleanse all the way. Just make sure you keep the plush, soft toilet paper on hand.

    Source: Previous experience.
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