Bootea teatox

vegannewbie101
vegannewbie101 Posts: 25
edited November 14 in Health and Weight Loss
I ordered the 14 day bootea teatox, any success stories from it?
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  • SexyKatherine73
    SexyKatherine73 Posts: 221 Member
    it's a scam ... and the tea will give you diarrhea so keep close to your bathroom.
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    It's a gimmick, just like any other 'detox'. The only legitimate detox is persormed by medical professionals for life-threatening addictions.

    Their website even says the bedtime cleanse has a laxative effect. Don't know why anyone would want to take something that will make them practically live in their bathroom.

    I hope they have a money back guarantee or something....
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    You wouldn't take a handful of laxatives before bed, right? Same thing.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    OP, I think I can help you. I've got a detox program that's only 10 days long with approximately 7.36 times the benefit of the teatox drinks. Let me know if you want more info.
  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    OP, I think I can help you. I've got a detox program that's only 10 days long with approximately 7.36 times the benefit of the teatox drinks. Let me know if you want more info.

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  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    I always wonder about people that decide they want to try these detox things and what they think they are detoxing from. Maybe the websites give some sort of answer to this but I've never visited one.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    OP, I think I can help you. I've got a detox program that's only 10 days long with approximately 7.36 times the benefit of the teatox drinks. Let me know if you want more info.

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  • terricherry2
    terricherry2 Posts: 222 Member
    OP, I think I can help you. I've got a detox program that's only 10 days long with approximately 7.36 times the benefit of the teatox drinks. Let me know if you want more info.

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    You both win.
  • ana3067
    ana3067 Posts: 5,623 Member
    OP, I think I can help you. I've got a detox program that's only 10 days long with approximately 7.36 times the benefit of the teatox drinks. Let me know if you want more info.

    I can vouch for it, lost 16lbs and went down 2 pant sizes.
  • SergeantNarwhal
    SergeantNarwhal Posts: 116 Member
    I did the 'tiny' teatox or YourTea Tiny Teatox or something along those lines and it was comically bad, lol! My tummy was so bloated and yes...stay close to a bathroom. I was so embarrassed that I even thought it was wise.
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    They call it Bootea because you lose a ton of water weight out your booty.

    I'm a one cleanse woman. PEEPS 4 LYFE.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    I ordered the 14 day bootea teatox, any success stories from it?

    It's a scam. There is no magic in any tea, it's just makes us pee (and sometimes poop) more. The only magic in any tea or food is the magic we give it. :)
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    I had to read the title of this thread out loud to get it to make any sense to my brain...
  • SconnieCat
    SconnieCat Posts: 770 Member
    I had to read the title of this thread out loud to get it to make any sense to my brain...

    Did that work for you? It still doesn't make sense for me :(
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    edited March 2015
    Bootea Teatox? Say that 10x fast.

    OP: It's an overpriced laxative. Any weight you lose with it will most likely be water weight and you would most likely gain it back once you stop taking the tea.

    I recommend doing the research before you buy the product....may save you a couple bucks in the future.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Oh.....

    vegannewbie, I noticed your profile says you are recovering from an eating disorder. That tidbit, along with the fact that you using a drastic measure (that tea) to lose weight, means you need to talk to a professional about your eating disorder. It sounds like you are not recovered.
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    SLLRunner wrote: »
    Oh.....

    vegannewbie, I noticed your profile says you are recovering from an eating disorder. That tidbit, along with the fact that you using a drastic measure (that tea) to lose weight, means you need to talk to a professional about your eating disorder. It sounds like you are not recovered.

    Good catch. OP, you need to especially be careful with products like this. Laxative abuse is really common among ED sufferers and here you are signing up for a crash diet with laxatives. You are going to trigger a relapse, if you haven't already. :(
  • TheBeachgod
    TheBeachgod Posts: 825 Member
    Here's what you have to look forward to.

  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Boiling peeps is just plain cruel. They have feelings, too!
  • The tea does not taste bad, I quiet liked it. However, I felt really bloated and needed the loo very frequently. It made no difference to my weight loss the few days I did it.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Boiling peeps is just plain cruel. They have feelings, too!

    Hence the removal of the eyes in preparation for the cleanse.

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  • kaseyr1505
    kaseyr1505 Posts: 624 Member
    It gave me the power of invisibility, so now I can sabotage the diets of everyone around me.
  • SconnieCat
    SconnieCat Posts: 770 Member
    Boiling peeps is just plain cruel. They have feelings, too!

    Hence the removal of the eyes in preparation for the cleanse.

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    Am I doing it right? I want to make sure I'm getting the most out of my Peep cleanse.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Is that a peeping peep I see? Never did trust those blue ones...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    you just got ripped off....
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    Boiling peeps is just plain cruel. They have feelings, too!

    Hence the removal of the eyes in preparation for the cleanse.

    Limoncello-Peeps-and-Cupcakes-sugar-cookingwithcurls.com_.jpg

    Ah, good thinking! No eyes to bore into your very soul. B)

  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    you will lose five pounds of water out your booty...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    the only cleanse I endorse is the pizza cleanse...
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    the only cleanse I endorse is the pizza cleanse...

    I know the guy who came up with that and he's a total charlatan! Don't trust him. You won't lose any weight with the pizza cleanse. Try my 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM).
  • SconnieCat
    SconnieCat Posts: 770 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    the only cleanse I endorse is the pizza cleanse...

    Taco Bell cleanse all the way. Just make sure you keep the plush, soft toilet paper on hand.

    Source: Previous experience.
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