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  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    MikeCrazy wrote: »
    She and spnneil have way too much cousin love.

    Likes to wear high heels
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Has a fetish with womens clothing
  • JokerAndThief
    JokerAndThief Posts: 75
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Has a fetish with womens clothing


    Has money to pay when eating out with friends. *Giggle.*

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    is neither a joker or a thief! A very boring honest person~!
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    is neither a joker or a thief! A very boring honest person~!

    Likes to stick toothpicks up a lion's @ss in a phone booth on Wednesdays
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He changed into that tight t shirt in a phone booth, and came bursting out of it in case the day needed saving.
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Is Christina Applegate's stunt double
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Must shave the full circumference of his neck to maintain a safe fire-break to prevent total forestation burn-down of all his man-hairs
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    Bill8855 wrote: »
    Is Christina Applegate's stunt double

    Is a personal trainer during the day but at night..is a really a superhero by the alias Diaper Bandit.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Is really an anarchist

    Not a lie. Let's watch it all burn
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His name is lola....and shes a show girl
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She is a vintage wine collector. Nothing but the best for that girl
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    One of the larger driving forces in the USA behind the non-vintage wine movement ("Pas vieux vin"). Their manifesto directs supporters to consume all available wine before it becomes old with the intent of completely eliminating "vintage" wines for generations to follow. The group places the downfall of society on the availability of older spirits of all types citing that early man was far more industrious and inventive prior to the availability of old wine.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Owns the bunny ranch and is married to the lady with the biggest customer base.
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Best earner at the bunny ranch
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Bill8855 wrote: »
    Best earner at the bunny ranch

    my regular customer, rents out all of my time.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Bill8855 wrote: »
    Best earner at the bunny ranch

    ps as soon as I clicked post reply I knew that was going to be the response.
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Bill8855 wrote: »
    Best earner at the bunny ranch

    my regular customer, rents out all of my time.

    Guilty
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Owns the bunny ranch and is married to the lady with the biggest customer base.
    Of course, "Cavernous Kathy" is my soul mate... and keeps the car outta the rain (now if I could just find my keys, we could drive outta here!)

    Bill8855 wrote: »
    Best earner at the bunny ranch
    Strangely, only has one customer



    @Bill8855‌ Was the original prototype for "Mr.Bill" as featured on SNL, but was found to be too lifelike, which led to viewers bonding too strongly with the title character. Nearly canceled the franchise until his now more familiar clay effigy was screen-tested. (The clay figure was superior at delivering dialog which may also have helped).
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    his secret shame is: that he actually likes turkey bacon better than the real deal. FOR SHAME!
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    his secret shame is: that he actually likes turkey bacon better than the real deal. FOR SHAME!

    Is really a serial killer that kidnaps men and eats them.
  • JKillenberg
    JKillenberg Posts: 75 Member
    Works at McDonald's
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    JKillenberg wrote: »
    Works at McDonald's

    Likes to eat the boogers from old people when they're sleeping.
  • JKillenberg
    JKillenberg Posts: 75 Member
    BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
    JKillenberg wrote: »
    Works at McDonald's

    Likes to eat the boogers from old people when they're sleeping.

    Eewww. It more fun if they're awake!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    he thinks it's okay to eat boogers because they are organic and locally sourced.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    he thinks it's okay to eat boogers because they are organic and locally sourced.

    She has a fetish for Barney and Teletubbies.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He works for apple!!!! Loves them
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    wellsjr79 wrote: »
    He works for apple!!!! Loves them
    He turns into a werewolf at night and goes around tickling and licking people.
  • Browncoat_McNac
    Browncoat_McNac Posts: 48 Member
    ^^^ He is part of a top-secret elite squad dedicated to convincing the world that 'Doctor Who' is pure fiction.
  • JKillenberg
    JKillenberg Posts: 75 Member
    She escaped a polygamist compound.

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