We broke up because...

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  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    she liked to whisper in my ear.....with a megaphone
  • cboehm
    cboehm Posts: 462 Member
    She would not make me waffles for breakfast
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She wanted me to serve her breakfast in bed every day.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
    I wanted to have her for my breakfast in bed every day but she claimed she was really hungry -- I thought we could live on love.
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    he wouldnt buy protein bars for me
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
    Because i couldn't do as many pull ups as him.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She was so darn competitive. Made us do a "who wore it best" competition any time I borrowed her clothes!
  • trance79
    trance79 Posts: 22 Member
    He punched me in the face
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She thought I was a guy! What a surprise for her.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    She refused to wax her mustache
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She didn't like my all natural look
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Her armpits were a jungle
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I woke to her trying to shave me.
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
    She didn't like when I tried to do nice things to for her
  • Ambrosia29
    Ambrosia29 Posts: 40 Member
    She was stuck on superficial things and jealous that I was outpacing her.
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
    Played WOW without me.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I didn't understand how to play WOW and she wouldn't teach me (yes I know what it is)
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She thought WOW was Witches of Westbrook. She was way off

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