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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Was too worried about what her friends dwelt on instead of lovin' me
  • sadiebrawl
    sadiebrawl Posts: 863 Member
    edited March 2015
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    I started dating this lawyer I met on MFP....... from my past... after I kissed some cute blonde girl... repeatedly.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    ^^^ HUH? lol
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    That's why we broke up, there was no understanding
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was dense! :stuck_out_tongue:
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    I couldn't break that wall!! She had trust issues!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Couldn't trust a hidden face
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
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    she stalked me from my neighbors window . hmmm
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Cristina4268 wrote: »
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    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    I couldn't break that wall!! She had trust issues!

    He caused my trust issues

    She said she was "sick" last week, turns out she was seeing the refridgerator repairman.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He couldn't appreciate the fact that I had two heads!
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
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    she constantly talked to herself out loud , I couldn't deal with the arguing between both heads
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
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    No real lighting at his house. Flashlights were it!
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
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    that and candles..
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Used candles to try to "turn the heat up" in the bedroom. Never worked
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
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    Didn't enjoy some kink.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Using a feather is kinky, using a whole chicken is beastiality....and I wasn't into that shiit
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
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    Things got a little too spicy
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    She didn't like spicy.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
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    I drew the line when he fed me habaneros
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
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    She wasn't hot enough without the habaneros

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