We broke up because...

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He liked to lick me in the ear.....
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
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    I have sensitive ears
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,785 Member
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    She thought that was her ear... :smile:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Wouldn't let me ride on his motorcycle
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
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    She was always trying to ride me
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
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    When she was on top she would scream vroom vroom vroom...it pissed off the neighbors.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He would blame all of the noise me because he wanted to neighbors to like him. I'm not the one screaming like a girl.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    She thought she didn't scream like a girl.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He said my voice was too manly.
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
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    She was too insecure about the manly voice.
  • strwbry74
    strwbry74 Posts: 1,728 Member
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    I didn't have a manly voice.....
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,619 Member
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    She was too jealous of my manly voice.
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
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    I tried to compliment her manly voice, said she sounds like Barry White.....she got offended
  • strwbry74
    strwbry74 Posts: 1,728 Member
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    He kept wanting me to sing, "Let's get it on."
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
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    She didn't like my singing
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    She kept singing Barry White songs when we were in bed
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,619 Member
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    Couldn't differentiate between Marvin Gaye and Barry White. Some things are unforgivable...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Couldn't keep track of her multiple lovers
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,619 Member
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    Tried to keep tabs on me...
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
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    Hacked all my social media accounts

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