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  • annm2990
    annm2990 Posts: 1 Member
    Jeskababy is a former mafia hitman's girlfriend who has relocated six times and changed her name and hair color because she is in witness protection
    uh oh, sorry Jeska, guess we won't see you on this forum anymore.
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Owns the world's largest collection of used drinking straws.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    Speaks in a cockney accent, but often spells it incorrectly, which fuels hours of mirth-filled whimsy for her group-therapy sessions.
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Is really Wade Boggs
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is the Love child of Alec Baldwin and Tim Tebow!
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    Makes babies by whistling for a stork.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Dances to dance, sings to sing, approaches each day as if the sun has risen just for her...
    ... oh, and has occasional bad breath (OK, smells like daisies in spring-cut winter wheat)
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    he was the first man to cross USA on a pogo stick
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Doesn't wear anything other than purple lace panties.
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    loves writing on her friend's walls
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Secretly loves chick flicks and dreams of being a Disney princess someday.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She doesn't shave her mustache, she just covers it up with layers of makeup
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Thinks reusing toilet paper is a good idea.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Doesn't believe in recycling.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Has an enormous amount of back hair. They don't call her Hairybacca for nothing!
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Has a face
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    edited March 2015
    His eyes aren't really that blue...he wears tinted contacts.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    That's not really her in the picture, she really is 68 years old and weighs 450 lbs.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Honestly can't stand me
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Still digs me, but in more of an "undertaker" sort'a way...
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He has a hamster farm and he plays the flute for all his little minions
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He never posts his pics because he is really a Famous Hollywood Hunk!
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
    Once lived in a lion's den for a month!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Bakes cookies and throws them away. No ever gets to eat them and she never stops baking
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    Has gotten interesting results while milking the bulls on a neighboring dairy farm... (and at least one free cowbell)
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is really an anorexic porn star
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    is totally into anorexic porn
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Used to produce porn before she got pregnant by Bubba
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is a 14 year old using his Fathers profile
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is really my mother on here to watch out for me.

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