When a guy asks if size matters, what do you automatically assume?

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  • Mafuezee
    Mafuezee Posts: 38 Member
    >_>
  • teatime256
    teatime256 Posts: 12 Member
    Well...I'd be kind and tell him it's not size that matters but the motion of the ocean. However, I have to say, it take a long time to get to London in a row boat!
  • Ftw37
    Ftw37 Posts: 386 Member
    Personally, I'd never ask. I've always been thoroughly satisfied with my size.
  • KrysKiss87
    KrysKiss87 Posts: 124 Member
    IF A guy has to ask, I usually assume he suffers from a disease called millimeter peter.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    No one assumes the other end of too big?
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    When I ask all I want is a good post thread full of verified statistics to compare myself to. And my pillow, cause I'll probably cry. :sad:

    I think your penis is fantastic. :flowerforyou:

  • KrysKiss87
    KrysKiss87 Posts: 124 Member
    landfish wrote: »
    This is the man equivalent of a woman asking if she's fat.

    If a dude is hung like a stud hamster, knows it, and asks the question, then all involved know the answer.

    ^^^Truth.^^^
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    When I ask all I want is a good post thread full of verified statistics to compare myself to. And my pillow, cause I'll probably cry. :sad:

    I think your penis is fantastic. :flowerforyou:


    how nice!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Wait, this isn't about our wallet?
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Wait, this isn't about our wallet?

    Yea, what's everybody else talking about?
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Bank account
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    Z4NqG6I.gif

    Because...this gif will probably be appropriate at some point during this thread, but I'm not patient enough to wait to share the funny.
  • Creiddylad1
    Creiddylad1 Posts: 266 Member
    Joannah700 you served up Coupling... You just made my night
  • shizzlenitts
    shizzlenitts Posts: 149 Member
    ask a stupid question .......get a stupid answer.

    anytime you want me to uncrop my profile pic just ask :blush:
  • SyzygyX
    SyzygyX Posts: 189 Member
    Thank god for women.
  • MissyMissy18
    MissyMissy18 Posts: 315 Member
    uncrop it. UNCROP IT!!
  • shizzlenitts
    shizzlenitts Posts: 149 Member
    MissyMissy18 wrote: »
    uncrop it. UNCROP IT!!

    your gonna get me banned. cheeky........v/cheeky
  • SyzygyX
    SyzygyX Posts: 189 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    SyzygyX wrote: »
    Thank god for women.

    Indeed. Women and their small peens make everything better. :flowerforyou:

    Some of the women I've had sex with brought rather large peens with them... :flowerforyou:
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    SyzygyX wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    SyzygyX wrote: »
    Thank god for women.

    Indeed. Women and their small peens make everything better. :flowerforyou:

    Some of the women I've had sex with brought rather large peens with them... :flowerforyou:

    If this thread gets locked, it's because of you and your inability to use wordplay to get around the rules of this site.
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    landfish wrote: »
    This is the man equivalent of a woman asking if she's fat.

    If a dude is hung like a stud hamster, knows it, and asks the question, then all involved know the answer.

    THIS is the greatest thing in the history of MFP.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    The assumption is that the guy is small, but the reality is that he's probably insecure.

    To reference the "women asking if they are fat" analogy: even women who aren't fat ask if they're fat.

    Regardless, it's not a good look. People (in large part) find confidence attractive.

    Trust me, if you're not large or even average there are plenty of things a guy can do or bring to compensate... um... a friend told me that. yeah, that's the ticket.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    Do you think I'm fat?
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    Do you think I'm fat?

    I think you're PHAT
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