We broke up because...
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I tried to wear my Batman outfit to bed one time! Then that was the end
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Lost my library book.I was heavily fined.0
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Wasted so much money on her library fines0
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I need more than "Just Ash"0
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Tried to pin the whole baby pushing incident on me but really we all know it was him, right you believe me him, not me, him0
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She took me on the ice and left me to slip everywhere.
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She melted in Arizona0
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She only worried about other people0
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Gave me that dirty snotty look
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StopherJJMFP wrote: »Because she thought a girl dressing up as Robin and hitting on Batman would be okay!
That is okay but id be batman0 -
He didnt know what no meant0
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sarinanalisa wrote: »StopherJJMFP wrote: »Because she thought a girl dressing up as Robin and hitting on Batman would be okay!
That is okay but id be batman
So wait.. Id get to hit on you?! We are never breaking up
Psh never ever!0 -
She still had a think for her ex. Kept going back to her 0
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Stated the obvious too much.0
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He needed the obvious said to him repeatedly. It was tiresome.0
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She was always tired for some reason.0
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He kept slipping sleeping pills in my wine. Was trying to have me committed.0
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She said I had commitment issues!0
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He was committed. Like in a hospital. For bad tendencies0
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He hated me every Tuesday. I couldn't figure it out.0
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She was into some kinky shti0
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She said she liked kinky turns out she is pretty vanilla.0
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She thought i was vAnilla0
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Didn't have tattoos
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She didnt think i had tattoos0
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Tried to make a coat and soup out of me, all within the same five minutes!!!! EEEEVIL!!!!!!!!!#!#$!0
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