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We broke up because...
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Stole my boots0
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She couldn't speak Italian0
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WahachankaKicin wrote: »she couldn't speak cherokee
She tried teaching me Cherokee but I didn't want to learn0 -
He stole my rad walter white t-shirt0
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Didnt share0
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haloandhorns69 wrote: »Didnt share
And she didn't let me borrow her boots0 -
She wouldn't take her boot off. Ever. No wait I liked that. Give me a sec I will come up with a reason0
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Ooooo wifey didn't like to ride...... Horses that is lol haha0
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You have nicer legs.0
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Refuses to wear clothes to church0
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We didn't break up...I just had a nightmare.0
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Soooo glad reunited and it feels so good0
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She lost my cowboy hat!!!0
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He didn't give me enough cowbell0
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She kept ringing a cow bell0
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haloandhorns69 wrote: »She kept ringing a cow bell
But i need more cowbell. Can you just give me more cowbell0 -
She kept insisting I spoke like Christopher Walken during sex telling her I needed more cowbell0
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Kept beging for cowbells0
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Thought it was okay to give his still-interested ex my phone number.0
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I wish people would go to the last page before commenting.haloandhorns69 wrote: »Kept beging for cowbells
She wasn't musical0 -
made fun of my singing!0
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Sang like an angel. Couldn't keep it all to myself0
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Looked better in my bra than I did0
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She never took her bra off0
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Didnt buy me flowets0
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She was obsessed with flowers0
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he was always on the road0
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He was always at the gym0
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was persistent on remaining the most recent poster.0
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Never wore a shirt....my parents weren't impressed0
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