sex!!

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    I wanted to put that in my diary.....sex for my workout but it never would pull anything up! Lol.....I was surprised considering how great a workout it is! ;)

    But it's not though.

    That's not what my right hand says.

  • unniexo
    unniexo Posts: 9 Member
    I think I know what my new career should be!!! Lose weight while I work. :#
  • jmurray90
    jmurray90 Posts: 431 Member
    Only 50 calories?

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    I'd log that *kitten*, that's like 1/4 of a kitkat. what does having sex for kitkats say about my morals?


    hahahahah. I died a little reading this. ijs I like kit kats too!!
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Sienna1030 wrote: »
    I think I know what my new career should be!!! Lose weight while I work. :#

    They call the the oldest profession for a reason.
  • never2bstopped
    never2bstopped Posts: 438 Member
    My power bottom skills are 10/10

    So that's the secret to a nice *kitten*!!!

    Hip thrust, hip thrust, keep up with the music, come on you're almost done, hip thrust, hip thrust, feel that muscle working......

    Lol, guess that could work nicely
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    Hahaha so right !! :D
  • LolBroScience
    LolBroScience Posts: 4,537 Member
    edited March 2015
    My power bottom skills are 10/10

    So that's the secret to a nice *kitten*!!!

    Hip thrust, hip thrust, keep up with the music, come on you're almost done, hip thrust, hip thrust, feel that muscle working......

    Lol, guess that could work nicely

    Are you saying I have nice glutes?
  • never2bstopped
    never2bstopped Posts: 438 Member
    My power bottom skills are 10/10

    So that's the secret to a nice *kitten*!!!

    Hip thrust, hip thrust, keep up with the music, come on you're almost done, hip thrust, hip thrust, feel that muscle working......

    Lol, guess that could work nicely

    Are you saying I have nice glutes?

    Read into it what you will.... :wink:
  • Actually am having fun lol that counts too ... <3:*:)
  • jcascio34 wrote: »
    Force yourself to sweat a little bit, it intensifies the sex, pick her up and pin her against the wall, on to the kitchen counter, etc. Yes, it will be gross afterwards, but it's definitely a turn on if you are both breaking out in a sweat ;)

    ...at least that's my objective lol

    Definitely a turn on..... :p
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    :huh:
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    OMG PEOPLE HAVE SEX?
  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    I wanted to put that in my diary.....sex for my workout but it never would pull anything up! Lol.....I was surprised considering how great a workout it is! ;)

    But it's not though.

    That's not what my right hand says.

    Ambidextrous...
    OMG PEOPLE HAVE SEX?

    No. It's the stork...

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  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Came in here just to see if it was what I thought it was. Damn I'm good! The fact that I could smell the desperation from the hallway probly helped though! Carry on!
  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
    I don't burn calories having sex...because I'm usually unconscious when it happens.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    My power bottom skills are 10/10

    So that's the secret to a nice *kitten*!!!

    Hip thrust, hip thrust, keep up with the music, come on you're almost done, hip thrust, hip thrust, feel that muscle working......

    Lol, guess that could work nicely

    Are you saying I have nice glutes?

    Read into it what you will.... :wink:


    There is a line for this fine hunk of man meat. You are at the back. Ok?
  • SillyCat1975
    SillyCat1975 Posts: 328 Member
    This sounds bad... But I would rather run! Of course with a 4 year old, who has time for sex?
  • never2bstopped
    never2bstopped Posts: 438 Member
    I don't burn calories having sex...because I'm usually unconscious when it happens.

    How do you pitch while unconscious.......
  • never2bstopped
    never2bstopped Posts: 438 Member
    My power bottom skills are 10/10

    So that's the secret to a nice *kitten*!!!

    Hip thrust, hip thrust, keep up with the music, come on you're almost done, hip thrust, hip thrust, feel that muscle working......

    Lol, guess that could work nicely

    Are you saying I have nice glutes?

    Read into it what you will.... :wink:


    There is a line for this fine hunk of man meat. You are at the back. Ok?
    <<<<<<
    I got my own meat, don't you worry :smiley:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I don't burn calories having sex...because I'm usually unconscious when it happens.

    How do you pitch while unconscious.......

    He's catching for me, love.
  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
    My power bottom skills are 10/10

    IN
  • _riddikulus_
    _riddikulus_ Posts: 59 Member
    I don't burn calories having sex...because I'm usually unconscious when it happens.

    How do you pitch while unconscious.......

    I believe this is a question for @yopeeps025
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I don't burn calories having sex...because I'm usually unconscious when it happens.

    How do you pitch while unconscious.......

    I believe this is a question for @yopeeps025


    I love you so hard right now.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    My power bottom skills are 10/10

    So that's the secret to a nice *kitten*!!!

    Hip thrust, hip thrust, keep up with the music, come on you're almost done, hip thrust, hip thrust, feel that muscle working......

    Lol, guess that could work nicely

    Are you saying I have nice glutes?

    Read into it what you will.... :wink:


    There is a line for this fine hunk of man meat. You are at the back. Ok?
    <<<<<<
    I got my own meat, don't you worry :smiley:

    Worry? He's not my man meat. Just letting you know before the grill squad shows up and makes dinner with with you.
  • never2bstopped
    never2bstopped Posts: 438 Member
    My power bottom skills are 10/10

    IN

    My question is answered :tongue:
  • losingrae
    losingrae Posts: 260 Member
    edited March 2015
    bengal512 wrote: »
    I'm such a guy, I read "sex" and i automatically thought you posted it as you just had it.... when you are saying
    jacquemont wrote: »
    Burn 150 calories having sex!!!

    I thought there was an "I" infront of "Burn" hahahah....

    I thought the same thing and I'm not a guy :)
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    I don't burn calories having sex...because I'm usually unconscious when it happens.

    How do you pitch while unconscious.......

    I believe this is a question for @yopeeps025

    IDK I will ask the next time I fall asleep during sex. *Shrugs*

  • never2bstopped
    never2bstopped Posts: 438 Member
    My power bottom skills are 10/10

    So that's the secret to a nice *kitten*!!!

    Hip thrust, hip thrust, keep up with the music, come on you're almost done, hip thrust, hip thrust, feel that muscle working......

    Lol, guess that could work nicely

    Are you saying I have nice glutes?

    Read into it what you will.... :wink:


    There is a line for this fine hunk of man meat. You are at the back. Ok?
    <<<<<<
    I got my own meat, don't you worry :smiley:

    Worry? He's not my man meat. Just letting you know before the grill squad shows up and makes dinner with with you.

    Grill marks on a ribeye, now that's sexy!!!
  • bengal512
    bengal512 Posts: 179 Member
    Love this thread...

    There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.

    SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!

    I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:

    I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.

    (HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"



  • rugbyphreak
    rugbyphreak Posts: 509 Member
    Nope. You don't burn that much at all. According to the New England Journal of medicine, it's about 3.1 calories a minute for a woman, and 4.2 calories a minute for a man.

    I can tell you that I do a lot more work than my male counterpart... He probably doesn't burn much of anything. I'll be getting a fitbit soon, so I'll have to see how much I burn. lol

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