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  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
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    LolBroScience wrote: »
    My power bottom skills are 10/10

    IN
  • _riddikulus_
    _riddikulus_ Posts: 59 Member
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    never2bstopped wrote: »
    myfelinepal wrote: »
    I don't burn calories having sex...because I'm usually unconscious when it happens.

    How do you pitch while unconscious.......

    I believe this is a question for @yopeeps025
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    _riddikulus_ wrote: »
    never2bstopped wrote: »
    myfelinepal wrote: »
    I don't burn calories having sex...because I'm usually unconscious when it happens.

    How do you pitch while unconscious.......

    I believe this is a question for @yopeeps025


    I love you so hard right now.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    never2bstopped wrote: »
    itsfuntobenormal wrote: »
    never2bstopped wrote: »
    LolBroScience wrote: »
    never2bstopped wrote: »
    LolBroScience wrote: »
    My power bottom skills are 10/10

    So that's the secret to a nice *kitten*!!!

    Hip thrust, hip thrust, keep up with the music, come on you're almost done, hip thrust, hip thrust, feel that muscle working......

    Lol, guess that could work nicely

    Are you saying I have nice glutes?

    Read into it what you will.... :wink:


    There is a line for this fine hunk of man meat. You are at the back. Ok?
    <<<<<<
    I got my own meat, don't you worry :smiley:

    Worry? He's not my man meat. Just letting you know before the grill squad shows up and makes dinner with with you.
  • never2bstopped
    never2bstopped Posts: 438 Member
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    myfelinepal wrote: »
    LolBroScience wrote: »
    My power bottom skills are 10/10

    IN

    My question is answered :tongue:
  • losingrae
    losingrae Posts: 260 Member
    edited March 2015
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    bengal512 wrote: »
    I'm such a guy, I read "sex" and i automatically thought you posted it as you just had it.... when you are saying
    jacquemont wrote: »
    Burn 150 calories having sex!!!

    I thought there was an "I" infront of "Burn" hahahah....

    I thought the same thing and I'm not a guy :)
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    _riddikulus_ wrote: »
    never2bstopped wrote: »
    myfelinepal wrote: »
    I don't burn calories having sex...because I'm usually unconscious when it happens.

    How do you pitch while unconscious.......

    I believe this is a question for @yopeeps025

    IDK I will ask the next time I fall asleep during sex. *Shrugs*

  • never2bstopped
    never2bstopped Posts: 438 Member
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    itsfuntobenormal wrote: »
    never2bstopped wrote: »
    itsfuntobenormal wrote: »
    never2bstopped wrote: »
    LolBroScience wrote: »
    never2bstopped wrote: »
    LolBroScience wrote: »
    My power bottom skills are 10/10

    So that's the secret to a nice *kitten*!!!

    Hip thrust, hip thrust, keep up with the music, come on you're almost done, hip thrust, hip thrust, feel that muscle working......

    Lol, guess that could work nicely

    Are you saying I have nice glutes?

    Read into it what you will.... :wink:


    There is a line for this fine hunk of man meat. You are at the back. Ok?
    <<<<<<
    I got my own meat, don't you worry :smiley:

    Worry? He's not my man meat. Just letting you know before the grill squad shows up and makes dinner with with you.

    Grill marks on a ribeye, now that's sexy!!!
  • bengal512
    bengal512 Posts: 179 Member
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    Love this thread...

    There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.

    SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!

    I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:

    I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.

    (HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"



  • rugbyphreak
    rugbyphreak Posts: 509 Member
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    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    Nope. You don't burn that much at all. According to the New England Journal of medicine, it's about 3.1 calories a minute for a woman, and 4.2 calories a minute for a man.

    I can tell you that I do a lot more work than my male counterpart... He probably doesn't burn much of anything. I'll be getting a fitbit soon, so I'll have to see how much I burn. lol

  • jacquemont
    jacquemont Posts: 25
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    God you guys !!!! :D hahaha
  • _riddikulus_
    _riddikulus_ Posts: 59 Member
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    bengal512 wrote: »
    Love this thread...

    There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.

    SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!

    I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:

    I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.

    (HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"




    I looked that up in the urban dictionary but I still don't get it... I'm more of a visual learner
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    rugbyphreak wrote: »
    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    Nope. You don't burn that much at all. According to the New England Journal of medicine, it's about 3.1 calories a minute for a woman, and 4.2 calories a minute for a man.

    I can tell you that I do a lot more work than my male counterpart... He probably doesn't burn much of anything. I'll be getting a fitbit soon, so I'll have to see how much I burn. lol

    Do what makes you happy.
  • bengal512
    bengal512 Posts: 179 Member
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    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    _riddikulus_ wrote: »
    itsfuntobenormal wrote: »
    Only 50 calories?

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    I'd log that *kitten*, that's like 1/4 of a kitkat. what does having sex for kitkats say about my morals?

    SLORE

    I learned a new term!
  • bengal512
    bengal512 Posts: 179 Member
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    itsfuntobenormal wrote: »
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    ashleyfeagin wrote: »
    I wanted to put that in my diary.....sex for my workout but it never would pull anything up! Lol.....I was surprised considering how great a workout it is! ;)

    But it's not though.

    That's not what my right hand says.

    you're hilarious add me!
  • bengal512
    bengal512 Posts: 179 Member
    edited March 2015
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    Fitbit needs to make a penis edition.

    They already have the 'dominant hand' setting in the regular fitbit so solo acts are recorded.

    Hey how about that.... what about jerkin the gherkin how much calorie does that burn?
  • bengal512
    bengal512 Posts: 179 Member
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    losingrae wrote: »
    bengal512 wrote: »
    I'm such a guy, I read "sex" and i automatically thought you posted it as you just had it.... when you are saying
    jacquemont wrote: »
    Burn 150 calories having sex!!!

    I thought there was an "I" infront of "Burn" hahahah....

    I thought the same thing and I'm not a guy :)

    Great minds think a like
  • bengal512
    bengal512 Posts: 179 Member
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    lisacarroll18 wrote: »
    This sounds bad... But I would rather run! Of course with a 4 year old, who has time for sex?

    BOOOOO!
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    rugbyphreak wrote: »
    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    Nope. You don't burn that much at all. According to the New England Journal of medicine, it's about 3.1 calories a minute for a woman, and 4.2 calories a minute for a man.

    I can tell you that I do a lot more work than my male counterpart... He probably doesn't burn much of anything. I'll be getting a fitbit soon, so I'll have to see how much I burn. lol

    According to my heart rate monitor, I burn way more calories per minute during my average session. Oddly, when I have a partner, my calorie burn decreases. Needs more research.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    _riddikulus_ wrote: »
    bengal512 wrote: »
    Love this thread...

    There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.

    SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!

    I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:

    I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.

    (HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"




    I looked that up in the urban dictionary but I still don't get it... I'm more of a visual learner

    I will help you.
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