sex!!
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LolBroScience wrote: »My power bottom skills are 10/10
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never2bstopped wrote: »myfelinepal wrote: »I don't burn calories having sex...because I'm usually unconscious when it happens.
How do you pitch while unconscious.......
I believe this is a question for @yopeeps0250 -
_riddikulus_ wrote: »never2bstopped wrote: »myfelinepal wrote: »I don't burn calories having sex...because I'm usually unconscious when it happens.
How do you pitch while unconscious.......
I believe this is a question for @yopeeps025
I love you so hard right now.
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never2bstopped wrote: »itsfuntobenormal wrote: »never2bstopped wrote: »LolBroScience wrote: »never2bstopped wrote: »LolBroScience wrote: »My power bottom skills are 10/10
So that's the secret to a nice *kitten*!!!
Hip thrust, hip thrust, keep up with the music, come on you're almost done, hip thrust, hip thrust, feel that muscle working......
Lol, guess that could work nicely
Are you saying I have nice glutes?
Read into it what you will....
There is a line for this fine hunk of man meat. You are at the back. Ok?
I got my own meat, don't you worry
Worry? He's not my man meat. Just letting you know before the grill squad shows up and makes dinner with with you.0 -
myfelinepal wrote: »LolBroScience wrote: »My power bottom skills are 10/10
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I'm such a guy, I read "sex" and i automatically thought you posted it as you just had it.... when you are sayingjacquemont wrote: »Burn 150 calories having sex!!!
I thought there was an "I" infront of "Burn" hahahah....
I thought the same thing and I'm not a guy
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_riddikulus_ wrote: »never2bstopped wrote: »myfelinepal wrote: »I don't burn calories having sex...because I'm usually unconscious when it happens.
How do you pitch while unconscious.......
I believe this is a question for @yopeeps025
IDK I will ask the next time I fall asleep during sex. *Shrugs*
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itsfuntobenormal wrote: »never2bstopped wrote: »itsfuntobenormal wrote: »never2bstopped wrote: »LolBroScience wrote: »never2bstopped wrote: »LolBroScience wrote: »My power bottom skills are 10/10
So that's the secret to a nice *kitten*!!!
Hip thrust, hip thrust, keep up with the music, come on you're almost done, hip thrust, hip thrust, feel that muscle working......
Lol, guess that could work nicely
Are you saying I have nice glutes?
Read into it what you will....
There is a line for this fine hunk of man meat. You are at the back. Ok?
I got my own meat, don't you worry
Worry? He's not my man meat. Just letting you know before the grill squad shows up and makes dinner with with you.
Grill marks on a ribeye, now that's sexy!!!0 -
Love this thread...
There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.
SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!
I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:
I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.
(HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"
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mamapeach910 wrote: »Nope. You don't burn that much at all. According to the New England Journal of medicine, it's about 3.1 calories a minute for a woman, and 4.2 calories a minute for a man.
I can tell you that I do a lot more work than my male counterpart... He probably doesn't burn much of anything. I'll be getting a fitbit soon, so I'll have to see how much I burn. lol
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God you guys !!!! hahaha0
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Love this thread...
There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.
SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!
I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:
I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.
(HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"
I looked that up in the urban dictionary but I still don't get it... I'm more of a visual learner0 -
rugbyphreak wrote: »mamapeach910 wrote: »Nope. You don't burn that much at all. According to the New England Journal of medicine, it's about 3.1 calories a minute for a woman, and 4.2 calories a minute for a man.
I can tell you that I do a lot more work than my male counterpart... He probably doesn't burn much of anything. I'll be getting a fitbit soon, so I'll have to see how much I burn. lol
Do what makes you happy.0 -
_dracarys_ wrote: »_riddikulus_ wrote: »itsfuntobenormal wrote: »Only 50 calories?
I'd log that *kitten*, that's like 1/4 of a kitkat. what does having sex for kitkats say about my morals?
SLORE
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itsfuntobenormal wrote: »_dracarys_ wrote: »ashleyfeagin wrote: »I wanted to put that in my diary.....sex for my workout but it never would pull anything up! Lol.....I was surprised considering how great a workout it is!
But it's not though.
That's not what my right hand says.
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Fitbit needs to make a penis edition.
They already have the 'dominant hand' setting in the regular fitbit so solo acts are recorded.
Hey how about that.... what about jerkin the gherkin how much calorie does that burn?0 -
I'm such a guy, I read "sex" and i automatically thought you posted it as you just had it.... when you are sayingjacquemont wrote: »Burn 150 calories having sex!!!
I thought there was an "I" infront of "Burn" hahahah....
I thought the same thing and I'm not a guy
Great minds think a like
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lisacarroll18 wrote: »This sounds bad... But I would rather run! Of course with a 4 year old, who has time for sex?
BOOOOO!0 -
rugbyphreak wrote: »mamapeach910 wrote: »Nope. You don't burn that much at all. According to the New England Journal of medicine, it's about 3.1 calories a minute for a woman, and 4.2 calories a minute for a man.
I can tell you that I do a lot more work than my male counterpart... He probably doesn't burn much of anything. I'll be getting a fitbit soon, so I'll have to see how much I burn. lol
According to my heart rate monitor, I burn way more calories per minute during my average session. Oddly, when I have a partner, my calorie burn decreases. Needs more research.0 -
_riddikulus_ wrote: »Love this thread...
There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.
SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!
I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:
I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.
(HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"
I looked that up in the urban dictionary but I still don't get it... I'm more of a visual learner
I will help you.0
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