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  • rugbyphreak
    rugbyphreak Posts: 509 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    rugbyphreak wrote: »
    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    Nope. You don't burn that much at all. According to the New England Journal of medicine, it's about 3.1 calories a minute for a woman, and 4.2 calories a minute for a man.

    I can tell you that I do a lot more work than my male counterpart... He probably doesn't burn much of anything. I'll be getting a fitbit soon, so I'll have to see how much I burn. lol

    According to my heart rate monitor, I burn way more calories per minute during my average session. Oddly, when I have a partner, my calorie burn decreases. Needs more research.

    Much more research.

  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Cranquistador wrote: »
    _riddikulus_ wrote: »
    bengal512 wrote: »
    Love this thread...

    There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.

    SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!

    I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:

    I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.

    (HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"




    I looked that up in the urban dictionary but I still don't get it... I'm more of a visual learner

    I will help you.

    Can I watch?
  • bengal512
    bengal512 Posts: 179 Member
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    itsfuntobenormal wrote: »
    Cranquistador wrote: »
    _riddikulus_ wrote: »
    bengal512 wrote: »
    Love this thread...

    There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.

    SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!

    I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:

    I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.

    (HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"




    I looked that up in the urban dictionary but I still don't get it... I'm more of a visual learner

    I will help you.

    Can I watch?

    Ditto!
  • jacquemont
    jacquemont Posts: 25
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    itsfuntobenormal wrote: »
    Cranquistador wrote: »
    _riddikulus_ wrote: »
    bengal512 wrote: »
    Love this thread...

    There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.

    SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!

    I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:

    I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.

    (HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"




    I looked that up in the urban dictionary but I still don't get it... I'm more of a visual learner

    I will help you.

    Can I watch?

    Me too!!! ;)
  • FrancisCV7
    FrancisCV7 Posts: 123 Member
    edited March 2015
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    I read through this thread from the beginning, and I can feel the sexual tension growing...
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    FrancisCV7 wrote: »
    I read through this thread from the beginning, and I can feel the sexual tension growing...

    Take your hand out of your lap.
  • FrancisCV7
    FrancisCV7 Posts: 123 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    FrancisCV7 wrote: »
    I read through this thread from the beginning, and I can feel the sexual tension growing...

    Take your hand out of your lap.

    Hand check
  • el_generico
    el_generico Posts: 122
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    I haven't read any of this thread, and judging by the responses I see on this page, I don't want to.
  • jkwolly
    jkwolly Posts: 3,049 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    rugbyphreak wrote: »
    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    Nope. You don't burn that much at all. According to the New England Journal of medicine, it's about 3.1 calories a minute for a woman, and 4.2 calories a minute for a man.

    I can tell you that I do a lot more work than my male counterpart... He probably doesn't burn much of anything. I'll be getting a fitbit soon, so I'll have to see how much I burn. lol

    According to my heart rate monitor, I burn way more calories per minute during my average session. Oddly, when I have a partner, my calorie burn decreases. Needs more research.

    TL:DR whole thread

    This is all that matters.
    :lol:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    el_generico wrote: »
    I haven't read any of this thread, and judging by the responses I see on this page, I don't want to.

    If you haven't read any of this thread, how the hello do you know what the responses on his page say?

    WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    bengal512 wrote: »
    This thread would have been really clever if it was about something else and I clicked on it because of the subject. ahahah...

    I'm glad this thread is here though it would be funny to put on MFP. Imagine seeing this on someones home screen.

    XXXXXXX just burned 250 calories having sex!

    Jacquemont, how did you calculate this?


    Yea, when I first joined MFP, this exact thing happened to me. Super embarrassing.

  • brewingPHX
    brewingPHX Posts: 284 Member
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    My fleshlight could never handle a workout like this.
  • bengal512
    bengal512 Posts: 179 Member
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    CherokeeBabe wrote: »
    bengal512 wrote: »
    This thread would have been really clever if it was about something else and I clicked on it because of the subject. ahahah...

    I'm glad this thread is here though it would be funny to put on MFP. Imagine seeing this on someones home screen.

    XXXXXXX just burned 250 calories having sex!

    Jacquemont, how did you calculate this?


    Yea, when I first joined MFP, this exact thing happened to me. Super embarrassing.

    No shame in it. It's always a fun topic
  • chelsy0587
    chelsy0587 Posts: 441 Member
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    bengal512 wrote: »
    Fitbit needs to make a penis edition.

    They already have the 'dominant hand' setting in the regular fitbit so solo acts are recorded.

    Hey how about that.... what about jerkin the gherkin how much calorie does that burn?

    I almost just fell out of my chair ( at work ) laughing at this!
  • el_generico
    el_generico Posts: 122
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    itsfuntobenormal wrote: »
    el_generico wrote: »
    I haven't read any of this thread, and judging by the responses I see on this page, I don't want to.

    If you haven't read any of this thread, how the hello do you know what the responses on his page say?

    WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?

    I asked someone else to read this page.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    Hmm...
  • Darkhawk1969
    Darkhawk1969 Posts: 1,419 Member
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    Would be a bit awkward to do at the gym, but lm game lol
  • TravelsWithHuckleberry
    TravelsWithHuckleberry Posts: 955 Member
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    _riddikulus_ wrote: »
    I'd log that *kitten*, that's like 1/4 of a kitkat. what does having sex for kitkats say about my morals?

    I just happen to have a Kit-Kat right here!
  • bengal512
    bengal512 Posts: 179 Member
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    CherokeeBabe wrote: »
    bengal512 wrote: »
    This thread would have been really clever if it was about something else and I clicked on it because of the subject. ahahah...


    Yea, when I first joined MFP, this exact thing happened to me. Super embarrassing.

    Btw @CherokeeBabe you look like you're 'dressed' for this topic!
  • bengal512
    bengal512 Posts: 179 Member
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    crabada wrote: »
    _riddikulus_ wrote: »
    I'd log that *kitten*, that's like 1/4 of a kitkat. what does having sex for kitkats say about my morals?

    I just happen to have a Kit-Kat right here!

    Love it. Can I watch too?
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