sex!!
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God you guys !!!!
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Love this thread...
There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.
SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!
I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:
I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.
(HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"
I looked that up in the urban dictionary but I still don't get it... I'm more of a visual learner0 -
rugbyphreak wrote: »mamapeach910 wrote: »Nope. You don't burn that much at all. According to the New England Journal of medicine, it's about 3.1 calories a minute for a woman, and 4.2 calories a minute for a man.
I can tell you that I do a lot more work than my male counterpart... He probably doesn't burn much of anything. I'll be getting a fitbit soon, so I'll have to see how much I burn. lol
Do what makes you happy.0 -
_dracarys_ wrote: »_riddikulus_ wrote: »itsfuntobenormal wrote: »Only 50 calories?
I'd log that *kitten*, that's like 1/4 of a kitkat. what does having sex for kitkats say about my morals?
SLORE
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itsfuntobenormal wrote: »_dracarys_ wrote: »ashleyfeagin wrote: »I wanted to put that in my diary.....sex for my workout but it never would pull anything up! Lol.....I was surprised considering how great a workout it is!
But it's not though.
That's not what my right hand says.
you're hilarious add me!0 -
Fitbit needs to make a penis edition.
They already have the 'dominant hand' setting in the regular fitbit so solo acts are recorded.
Hey how about that.... what about jerkin the gherkin how much calorie does that burn?0 -
I'm such a guy, I read "sex" and i automatically thought you posted it as you just had it.... when you are sayingjacquemont wrote: »Burn 150 calories having sex!!!
I thought there was an "I" infront of "Burn" hahahah....
I thought the same thing and I'm not a guy
Great minds think a like
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lisacarroll18 wrote: »This sounds bad... But I would rather run! Of course with a 4 year old, who has time for sex?
BOOOOO!0 -
rugbyphreak wrote: »mamapeach910 wrote: »Nope. You don't burn that much at all. According to the New England Journal of medicine, it's about 3.1 calories a minute for a woman, and 4.2 calories a minute for a man.
I can tell you that I do a lot more work than my male counterpart... He probably doesn't burn much of anything. I'll be getting a fitbit soon, so I'll have to see how much I burn. lol
According to my heart rate monitor, I burn way more calories per minute during my average session. Oddly, when I have a partner, my calorie burn decreases. Needs more research.0 -
_riddikulus_ wrote: »Love this thread...
There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.
SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!
I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:
I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.
(HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"
I looked that up in the urban dictionary but I still don't get it... I'm more of a visual learner
I will help you.0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »rugbyphreak wrote: »mamapeach910 wrote: »Nope. You don't burn that much at all. According to the New England Journal of medicine, it's about 3.1 calories a minute for a woman, and 4.2 calories a minute for a man.
I can tell you that I do a lot more work than my male counterpart... He probably doesn't burn much of anything. I'll be getting a fitbit soon, so I'll have to see how much I burn. lol
According to my heart rate monitor, I burn way more calories per minute during my average session. Oddly, when I have a partner, my calorie burn decreases. Needs more research.
Much more research.
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Cranquistador wrote: »_riddikulus_ wrote: »Love this thread...
There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.
SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!
I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:
I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.
(HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"
I looked that up in the urban dictionary but I still don't get it... I'm more of a visual learner
I will help you.
Can I watch?0 -
itsfuntobenormal wrote: »Cranquistador wrote: »_riddikulus_ wrote: »Love this thread...
There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.
SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!
I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:
I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.
(HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"
I looked that up in the urban dictionary but I still don't get it... I'm more of a visual learner
I will help you.
Can I watch?
Ditto!0 -
itsfuntobenormal wrote: »Cranquistador wrote: »_riddikulus_ wrote: »Love this thread...
There's this saying. I am pretty sure a guy made this up.
SEX IS LIKE PIZZA, EVEN IF IT'S BAD IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD!
I saw a funny rebuttal to this from a woman:
I WOULDN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY UNTIL I HAVE ENJOYED A NICE TOSSED SALAD.
(HINT for the innocents: Urban dictionary the term "Tossed Salad"
I looked that up in the urban dictionary but I still don't get it... I'm more of a visual learner
I will help you.
Can I watch?
Me too!!! 0 -
I read through this thread from the beginning, and I can feel the sexual tension growing...0
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FrancisCV7 wrote: »I read through this thread from the beginning, and I can feel the sexual tension growing...
Take your hand out of your lap.0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »FrancisCV7 wrote: »I read through this thread from the beginning, and I can feel the sexual tension growing...
Take your hand out of your lap.
Hand check0 -
I haven't read any of this thread, and judging by the responses I see on this page, I don't want to.0
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tincanonastring wrote: »rugbyphreak wrote: »mamapeach910 wrote: »Nope. You don't burn that much at all. According to the New England Journal of medicine, it's about 3.1 calories a minute for a woman, and 4.2 calories a minute for a man.
I can tell you that I do a lot more work than my male counterpart... He probably doesn't burn much of anything. I'll be getting a fitbit soon, so I'll have to see how much I burn. lol
According to my heart rate monitor, I burn way more calories per minute during my average session. Oddly, when I have a partner, my calorie burn decreases. Needs more research.
TL:DR whole thread
This is all that matters. 0 -
el_generico wrote: »I haven't read any of this thread, and judging by the responses I see on this page, I don't want to.
If you haven't read any of this thread, how the hello do you know what the responses on his page say?
WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?0 -
This thread would have been really clever if it was about something else and I clicked on it because of the subject. ahahah...
I'm glad this thread is here though it would be funny to put on MFP. Imagine seeing this on someones home screen.
XXXXXXX just burned 250 calories having sex!
Jacquemont, how did you calculate this?
Yea, when I first joined MFP, this exact thing happened to me. Super embarrassing.
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My fleshlight could never handle a workout like this.0
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CherokeeBabe wrote: »This thread would have been really clever if it was about something else and I clicked on it because of the subject. ahahah...
I'm glad this thread is here though it would be funny to put on MFP. Imagine seeing this on someones home screen.
XXXXXXX just burned 250 calories having sex!
Jacquemont, how did you calculate this?
Yea, when I first joined MFP, this exact thing happened to me. Super embarrassing.
No shame in it. It's always a fun topic0 -
Fitbit needs to make a penis edition.
They already have the 'dominant hand' setting in the regular fitbit so solo acts are recorded.
Hey how about that.... what about jerkin the gherkin how much calorie does that burn?
I almost just fell out of my chair ( at work ) laughing at this!0 -
itsfuntobenormal wrote: »el_generico wrote: »I haven't read any of this thread, and judging by the responses I see on this page, I don't want to.
If you haven't read any of this thread, how the hello do you know what the responses on his page say?
WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?
I asked someone else to read this page.0 -
Hmm...0
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Would be a bit awkward to do at the gym, but lm game lol0
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_riddikulus_ wrote: »I'd log that *kitten*, that's like 1/4 of a kitkat. what does having sex for kitkats say about my morals?
I just happen to have a Kit-Kat right here!0 -
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_riddikulus_ wrote: »I'd log that *kitten*, that's like 1/4 of a kitkat. what does having sex for kitkats say about my morals?
I just happen to have a Kit-Kat right here!
Love it. Can I watch too?0
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