Useless Superpower

augold86 · March 2015

The ability to twerk

La_Malfaisante_ · March 2015

ErikThaRed wrote: »

The ability to smell a person's breath from another room.

Gross

Timshel_ · March 2015

Ability to gargle show tunes

musclegood_fatbad · March 2015

Ability to grow armpit hair very quickly.

Carpedieznutz · March 2015

Ability to dissolve deodorant quickly with long armpit hair

cblue315 · March 2015

The ability to ride a motorcycle backwards

pechepanda · March 2015

The ability to hop everywhere on one foot

Carpedieznutz · March 2015

The ability to skip through radio commercials while everyone else was stuck listening

lexlowe · March 2015

The ability to prevent crackers from getting soggy in soup.

Carpedieznutz · March 2015

The ability to inhale vitamins and calories from food by sniffing it.

augold86 · March 2015

The ability to rock a mankini @lexlowe

Timshel_ · March 2015

Nipple sensitivity can identify different fabrics by feel.

Carpedieznutz · March 2015

Can identify the exact GPS coordinates of a rooster by hearing its calls

cblue315 · March 2015

Ability to make a 5 star meal from vending machine foods.

wurttleluv · March 2015

The ability to predict yesteRdays weather world wide. ..

adritrue · March 2015

The ability to randomly turn objects into fruit

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