We broke up because...
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she refused to marry me0
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Because she isn't ordained, duh!
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He was too pious0
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he kept taking his shorts off when we went swimming.0
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He kept finding swim trunks in the ocean!!0
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she looked better in my trunks than I did0
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He kept telling me to put his trunks on????0
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Didn't put cream in my coffee.0
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Coffee to cream ratio was waaay off0
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Shared too many of my bedroom pics.0
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she laughed at me when I was naked. The shame *holds head low*0
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he ate my cookie.0
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She drank my milk.0
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No milk will ever be our milk. It was my milk0
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I wanted to get married...he wouldn't set a date0
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she ran off with my brother0
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He thought I ran off with his brother but he was helping me plan a surprise wedding0
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I was much too innocent and you had too much to teach me, you got frustrated after a bit0
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