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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Is he real Ann Landers
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    she never actually logs her real food she just goes to the shops and scans the healthly stuff before buying takeout
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    He's judgemental
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Lives in the country and drives a large SUV
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Still misses the institution, but has found meaningful employment at a grocery near his home where he stacks tomatoes. His secret to good stacking is to give each bottom a good lick (tomato or whatever he's stacking).
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Creates elaborate and erotic fan fiction for Spongebob Squarepants
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Is really a fashion model who works out 6 hours a day in a sports bra and spandex short shorts.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Claims to have invented the Reebok Pump
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Is really a 285 lb. guy who plays video games in his mom's basement
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Is a Pole Dancer on the Weekends
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Is the World Champion Flame Throwing Uni-cyclist
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Prefers french Toast
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    Doesn't wear makeup...her "lipstick" is tattooed on.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She is a you tube star. She likes to take video of herself throwing cokes and milkshakes through the drive through window. Then she goes to church on Sunday.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Came to MFP to gain weight so she can really sit "around" the house
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
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    buzzes like a bee, every where they go.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    His brain has been the subject of research and experiments, so he wears that bright, colorful headband to cover up the scars. He's very happy now, nothing bothers him anymore.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Lives in a trailer home in the deep south
  • StayHumbleHustleHard
    StayHumbleHustleHard Posts: 20 Member
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    Stalks people living in trailers in the deep south

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