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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is he real Ann Landers
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    she never actually logs her real food she just goes to the shops and scans the healthly stuff before buying takeout
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    He's judgemental
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Lives in the country and drives a large SUV
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Still misses the institution, but has found meaningful employment at a grocery near his home where he stacks tomatoes. His secret to good stacking is to give each bottom a good lick (tomato or whatever he's stacking).
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Creates elaborate and erotic fan fiction for Spongebob Squarepants
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is really a fashion model who works out 6 hours a day in a sports bra and spandex short shorts.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Claims to have invented the Reebok Pump
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is really a 285 lb. guy who plays video games in his mom's basement
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is a Pole Dancer on the Weekends
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Is the World Champion Flame Throwing Uni-cyclist
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Prefers french Toast
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Doesn't wear makeup...her "lipstick" is tattooed on.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She is a you tube star. She likes to take video of herself throwing cokes and milkshakes through the drive through window. Then she goes to church on Sunday.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Came to MFP to gain weight so she can really sit "around" the house
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    buzzes like a bee, every where they go.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    His brain has been the subject of research and experiments, so he wears that bright, colorful headband to cover up the scars. He's very happy now, nothing bothers him anymore.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Lives in a trailer home in the deep south
  • StayHumbleHustleHard
    StayHumbleHustleHard Posts: 20 Member
    Stalks people living in trailers in the deep south
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Stops by for squirrel dinner with Duck Dynasty
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is doing a guest appearance on Duck Dynasty
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He's sad he can't grow a beard and eat squirrel with duck dynasty.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is selling her trailer home in the deep south to live like a hobo and hop freight trains
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    ... is still waiting on his refund check from the Hair Club for Men due to his disappointing outcome. His experiences there have saved me thousands. Thanks @kjm3579
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Screams like a little girl when he finds a spider in his house.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Screams like a little girl when he finds a spider in his house.

    That one is true.

    He commands the spiders as their king while he knits hats with thousands of eyes on them.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Is more of a small, boisterous gathering than a riot
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Screams like a little girl when he finds a spider in his house.
    .. and worse, when I find only the legs...

    @LiftingRiot Has an irrational fear of dwarfs; attempted to forward a class action against Disney for their 1937 production. the action could not be heard due to the fantasy protection afforded animated works.

    @Chaelaz Drinks beers to make himself look better.

  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Saves all of his used Kleenex tissue for comfort when he is lonely