Corny pick up lines

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  • JSurita2
    JSurita2 Posts: 1,304 Member
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    mistere627 wrote: »
    Bend over.

    This one is pretty bad too. There are some corny lines and there are some bad ones. This one is BAD.
  • JessMoTX
    JessMoTX Posts: 74
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    JSurita2 wrote: »
    JessMoTX wrote: »
    drod9996 wrote: »
    You smell like trash, can I take you out?
    That is the worst.

    Agreed....who would say that and call it a pick up line...really.
    Telling anyone they smell like trash deserves a smack in the mouth, not a date.
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
    edited March 2015
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    Got this not long ago

    Her: Oh nice ring, are you married?
    Me: Yes I am.
    Her: Happily?
    Me: .......

    In my head I thinking why even ask the first question....
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    This has worked. a friend told me...
    Miss, can I give you a lift? My jaguar is just around the corner.
  • Emmafiremama28
    Emmafiremama28 Posts: 650 Member
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    :::::Checks his shirt tag :::::
    Says , " just what I thought made in heaven "
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    edited April 2015
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    I'm new on town can you direct me to your place?
  • Emmafiremama28
    Emmafiremama28 Posts: 650 Member
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    Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • Emmafiremama28
    Emmafiremama28 Posts: 650 Member
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    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • andympanda
    andympanda Posts: 763 Member
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    do you believe in love on fist sight, or should i walk by again?
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    firemama28 wrote: »
    Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

    Uh, I'm not writing this down or anything...
    Move on to the next post please.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    No one I know uses pick up lines LOL but I guess the generic: I must be in heaven cause you're an angel.
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
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    firemama28 wrote: »
    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

    Aww @firemama28 <3
    @BlackScorpio91 is that a banana in your pants.... Lol
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    augold86 wrote: »
    firemama28 wrote: »
    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

    Aww @firemama28 <3
    @BlackScorpio91 is that a banana in your pants.... Lol

    LMFAO...see you're better at pickup lines than I am.....:P
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
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    BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
    augold86 wrote: »
    firemama28 wrote: »
    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

    Aww @firemama28 <3
    @BlackScorpio91 is that a banana in your pants.... Lol

    LMFAO...see you're better at pickup lines than I am.....:P

    Like a female really needs to use a pick up line
  • COLTMUSCLE97
    COLTMUSCLE97 Posts: 224 Member
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    “Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
  • PearlAng
    PearlAng Posts: 681 Member
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    Are you a beaver?
    'Cause...dam
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    augold86 wrote: »
    BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
    augold86 wrote: »
    firemama28 wrote: »
    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

    Aww @firemama28 <3
    @BlackScorpio91 is that a banana in your pants.... Lol

    LMFAO...see you're better at pickup lines than I am.....:P

    Like a female really needs to use a pick up line

    It was a joke lol
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
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    Do you have a bandaid, i skinned my knee when i fell for you
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    augold86 wrote: »
    Do you have a bandaid, i skinned my knee when i fell for you

    I actually got nothing else lol....I don't use pick up lines so idk what else to say xDDDD.
  • JayStu
    JayStu Posts: 332 Member
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    I had a friend try this one and get slapped

    You are like a prize winning fish, I don't know whether to eat you or mount you

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