Easter

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  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
    ErikThaRed wrote: »
    I have to loose 80 lbs very quickly in order to train and be accepted into the mma program I've been workin towards. I have less than a year to do it. I've lost about 60 but have another 80 to go. So no fitting an egg in is a problem.

    The fail in the OP posts just doesn't end. You need to lose 80, have already lost 60, and still have another 80 to lose? Math, along with hiding things, is not your strong suit.

    Hahaha. How did I miss that the first time around?!
  • PixieGoddess
    PixieGoddess Posts: 1,855 Member
    I friggin' love this thread. It is the only thing that has kept me sane (relatively speaking) at work today.

    Contributing to the creepy pictures:
    creepy-easter-bunnies-3.jpg

    Btw, don't search "creepy easter bunny" with safe search turned off. You WILL find pictures of furry porn. O.O I now need to search for a rum-filled Cadbury egg drink....there's gotta be one out there....
  • lemurcat12
    lemurcat12 Posts: 30,886 Member
    slucki01 wrote: »
    btw, the Easter Bunny doesn't eat eggs -- he eats carrots and lettuce

    Didn't we establish early on that he eats carrot cake and drinks whiskey? Or something like that. ;-)
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,973 Member
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  • sarahcakez
    sarahcakez Posts: 30 Member
    bump ...best thread ever
  • 7lenny7
    7lenny7 Posts: 3,412 Member
    I had ignored this thread but finally decided to post something about the Easter buffet we're going to....but I see we're way past that now. Now the thread actually looks interesting. I'll have to go back to the beginning!
  • 7lenny7
    7lenny7 Posts: 3,412 Member
    Hopefully this hasn't been posted yet...

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  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    7lenny7 wrote: »
    Hopefully this hasn't been posted yet...

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    Lol at the look on that kid's face. I hope that was part of his high school graduation slideshow.
  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,596 Member
    There's some pretty dapper 70s fashion going on in the background there.
  • callsitlikeiseeit
    callsitlikeiseeit Posts: 8,633 Member
    I am excited that Easter falls during my vacation therefore I can eat all the eggs of any variety I want.

    i have no aspirations for be a cage fighter.

    I have teenagers. I'm already kind of a cage fighter.....
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I am excited that Easter falls during my vacation therefore I can eat all the eggs of any variety I want.

    i have no aspirations for be a cage fighter.

    I have teenagers. I'm already kind of a cage fighter.....

    I used to teach high school-- you may be onto something there.
  • callsitlikeiseeit
    callsitlikeiseeit Posts: 8,633 Member
    I am excited that Easter falls during my vacation therefore I can eat all the eggs of any variety I want.

    i have no aspirations for be a cage fighter.

    I have teenagers. I'm already kind of a cage fighter.....

    I used to teach high school-- you may be onto something there.

    You couldnt pay me to teach high school.

    getting me to walk into the school for ANY reason is already like pulling teeth! LOLOLOL
  • LAWoman72
    LAWoman72 Posts: 2,846 Member
    Ninkyou wrote: »
    EWJLang wrote: »
    Creepy-Easter-Bunny-Pics-1.jpg

    Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just...

    Nope. Nope. Sorry, can't finish that one. Someone call Pedo Bear and tell him the Easter Bunny is trying to take over his turf.


    "Oh, so you want chocolate, do you? Well just how BADLY do you want chocolate?"

    Little boy in picture, posting on some message board years later: "...and even today I reach for food to stuff down the terrible memories. Ever since the Easter Bunny Incident."
  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,596 Member
    I am excited that Easter falls during my vacation therefore I can eat all the eggs of any variety I want.

    i have no aspirations for be a cage fighter.

    I have teenagers. I'm already kind of a cage fighter.....

    I used to teach high school-- you may be onto something there.
    My best friend is 5' and 95lbs and a high school teacher. She's fierce! I've seen 6'4" boys quaking when she goes at them. She's definitely a cage fighter.

    And you know what? I've never seen her eat an egg.
  • LAWoman72
    LAWoman72 Posts: 2,846 Member
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    I am excited that Easter falls during my vacation therefore I can eat all the eggs of any variety I want.

    i have no aspirations for be a cage fighter.

    I have teenagers. I'm already kind of a cage fighter.....

    I used to teach high school-- you may be onto something there.
    My best friend is 5' and 95lbs and a high school teacher. She's fierce! I've seen 6'4" boys quaking when she goes at them. She's definitely a cage fighter.

    And you know what? I've never seen her eat an egg.

    Coincidence? I think not.

    Does she also happen to be enraged?
  • ravenstar25
    ravenstar25 Posts: 126 Member
    I have no idea what to tell you I'm Jewish
    Tell me what to do with these four cups of wine and multiple course meals over several nights though
    :D:D:D
  • lemurcat12
    lemurcat12 Posts: 30,886 Member
    I believe you are to put them in your purse and hide them in the neighbor's garbage.
  • LAWoman72
    LAWoman72 Posts: 2,846 Member
    lemurcat12 wrote: »
    I believe you are to put them in your purse and hide them in the neighbor's garbage.

    AH HA HA HA HA beat me to it.
  • LAWoman72
    LAWoman72 Posts: 2,846 Member
    7lenny7 wrote: »
    Hopefully this hasn't been posted yet...

    n4xgn2hk6w79.jpg

    Oh my God. Please stop. Please please stop. LOL MY EYES.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    I am excited that Easter falls during my vacation therefore I can eat all the eggs of any variety I want.

    i have no aspirations for be a cage fighter.

    I have teenagers. I'm already kind of a cage fighter.....

    I used to teach high school-- you may be onto something there.
    My best friend is 5' and 95lbs and a high school teacher. She's fierce! I've seen 6'4" boys quaking when she goes at them. She's definitely a cage fighter.

    And you know what? I've never seen her eat an egg.

    I don't eat eggs either as it turns out. But only because I hate them.


    Unless we're talking Cadbury.