Teatoxing

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  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,597 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    MrM27 wrote: »
    jkal1979 wrote: »
    Forget the teatox and try this.

    colon_blow.jpg

    I'll take 2 bowls of colon blow please. Wait.....what???

    what if you drank teatox AND ate two bowls of colon blow??????

    I think you would literally blow your colon out….
    I prepped for a colonoscopy once. I think that's what they gave me.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    MrM27 wrote: »
    jkal1979 wrote: »
    Forget the teatox and try this.

    colon_blow.jpg

    I'll take 2 bowls of colon blow please. Wait.....what???

    what if you drank teatox AND ate two bowls of colon blow??????

    I think you would literally blow your colon out….
    I prepped for a colonoscopy once. I think that's what they gave me.

    lol
  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
    TiffanyR71 wrote: »
    If you like the idea of a nice, hot cleansing-type drink, have some hot water or green tea w/ a nice big squeezed hunk of lemon... Just be sure to log the lemon calories... :)

    The...lemon calories?

    According to MFP database, one lemon wedge has 2 calories. TWO. Also, chances are, most people are not going to just chow down on a whole lemon wedge.

    If you're logging lemon wedge calories (unless you're eating tons of lemons) that are simply flavoring your tea, you may want to get some professional help.
  • rileysowner
    rileysowner Posts: 8,338 Member
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.

    Also a stimulant laxative

    I believe that was their point.
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    EWJLang wrote: »
    SLLRunner wrote: »
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.

    Laxative.

    Yup, Senna tea.

    Also: I can't decide if the name (Smooth Move, that is, not lame-o "Teatox") is genius or horror.
    I think it was rebranded. It was just Senna Tea before. I moved pretty jerkily to the bathroom when I drank it, I can tell you that.

    I think the "smooth move" is referring to what comes out of you, and not your movements to the bathroom….

    Yeah, and it's been called that at least since I had my first child 17 years ago and my midwife sent me home with a sample.....
  • TiffanyR71
    TiffanyR71 Posts: 217 Member
    I would personally not bother to log the 4 calories in 1/4 lemon, but then I don't log black coffee at 2-4 calories a cup, either... Some seem to be of the mind that you must weigh and log everything that crosses your lips, though... To each his/her own, I say!
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.

    Also a stimulant laxative

    While reading this stimulating thread (see what I did there?) I was reminded of something my older brother used to say growing up, when someone did something clumsy he would say, "smooth move ex-lax..." In a really condescending voice. I thought it was just something my brother made up, but seeing this connection between "smooth move laxative tea" I'm wondering if there was more to it? Was there a commercial or something that I don't remember?
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.

    Also a stimulant laxative

    While reading this stimulating thread (see what I did there?) I was reminded of something my older brother used to say growing up, when someone did something clumsy he would say, "smooth move ex-lax..." In a really condescending voice. I thought it was just something my brother made up, but seeing this connection between "smooth move laxative tea" I'm wondering if there was more to it? Was there a commercial or something that I don't remember?

    I remember "Smooth Move, Ex Lax!" from before the tea (and, indeed most herbal stuff) was a thing.

    In fact, I think that might have been their slogan for a while. Allow me to consult google.
  • tgoetschius
    tgoetschius Posts: 26 Member
    Oh my goodness guys! Thank you for your input! I've obviously decided not to get it. But you all are quite the comedians! I laughed so much!
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    edited April 2015
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.

    Also a stimulant laxative

    While reading this stimulating thread (see what I did there?) I was reminded of something my older brother used to say growing up, when someone did something clumsy he would say, "smooth move ex-lax..." In a really condescending voice. I thought it was just something my brother made up, but seeing this connection between "smooth move laxative tea" I'm wondering if there was more to it? Was there a commercial or something that I don't remember?

    Ex-lax is a brand of laxative. :)

    ETA: It's said in Back to the Future, too
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  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    :)
    MrM27 wrote: »
    Oh my goodness guys! Thank you for your input! I've obviously decided not to get it. But you all are quite the comedians! I laughed so much!

    That's a good attitude.

  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.

    Also a stimulant laxative

    While reading this stimulating thread (see what I did there?) I was reminded of something my older brother used to say growing up, when someone did something clumsy he would say, "smooth move ex-lax..." In a really condescending voice. I thought it was just something my brother made up, but seeing this connection between "smooth move laxative tea" I'm wondering if there was more to it? Was there a commercial or something that I don't remember?

    Ex-lax is a brand of laxative. :)

    ETA: It's said in Back to the Future, too

    Yup, not an official slogan...but a common enough obnoxious kid saying in the early 80s to make it into Back to the Future!

    And, OP, way to roll with it, hear reason, and get a good laugh in. You'll go far.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.

    Also a stimulant laxative

    While reading this stimulating thread (see what I did there?) I was reminded of something my older brother used to say growing up, when someone did something clumsy he would say, "smooth move ex-lax..." In a really condescending voice. I thought it was just something my brother made up, but seeing this connection between "smooth move laxative tea" I'm wondering if there was more to it? Was there a commercial or something that I don't remember?

    Ex-lax is a brand of laxative. :)

    ETA: It's said in Back to the Future, too

    Oh no I knew Ex-Lax was a laxative, I just thought the connection "smooth move" to this tea was ironic and I didn't know which came first, the phrase or the tea. Seems like clever marketing guys who grew up in the 80s were playing on the old phrase. I still wonder where that phrase originated. @EWJLang let me know what Google says...

  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
    Oh my goodness guys! Thank you for your input! I've obviously decided not to get it. But you all are quite the comedians! I laughed so much!

    This is refreshing. :)
  • sammy7hula
    sammy7hula Posts: 4 Member
    edited April 2015
    If you want to try any "teatox," I recommend Tiny Teatox by YourTea. Instead of going through the laxative effects, it works to nourish the digestive system. I can't use any detox for health reasons. It reduces bloating and assists with weight loss. Look it up! I drink it and it helps a lot. I don't use it quite like the directions, just mostly before a "bad" meal or if my stomach is upset. But people have had really good results using it three times a day like the directions! Hopefully that helps!
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    edited April 2015
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.

    Also a stimulant laxative

    While reading this stimulating thread (see what I did there?) I was reminded of something my older brother used to say growing up, when someone did something clumsy he would say, "smooth move ex-lax..." In a really condescending voice. I thought it was just something my brother made up, but seeing this connection between "smooth move laxative tea" I'm wondering if there was more to it? Was there a commercial or something that I don't remember?

    Ex-lax is a brand of laxative. :)

    ETA: It's said in Back to the Future, too

    Oh no I knew Ex-Lax was a laxative, I just thought the connection "smooth move" to this tea was ironic and I didn't know which came first, the phrase or the tea. Seems like clever marketing guys who grew up in the 80s were playing on the old phrase. I still wonder where that phrase originated. @EWJLang let me know what Google says...

    I think in the 80sthe motto was "don't stop dumping…"

  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
    sammy7hula wrote: »
    If you want to try any "teatox," I recommend Tiny Teatox by YourTea. Instead of going through the laxative effects, it works to nourish the digestive system. It reduces bloating and assists with weight loss. Look it up! I drink it and it helps a lot. I don't use it quite like the directions, just mostly before a "bad" meal or if my stomach is upset. But people have had really good results using it three times a day like the directions! Hopefully that helps!

    no.
  • evileen99
    evileen99 Posts: 1,564 Member
    I would like to commend you for asking BEFORE you spent your money. Usually these posts are "I just bought this. What does everyone think?"
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
    edited April 2015
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    TOXIE!!!

    ETA: That was a phenomenal show!
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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    sammy7hula wrote: »
    If you want to try any "teatox," I recommend Tiny Teatox by YourTea. Instead of going through the laxative effects, it works to nourish the digestive system. I can't use any detox for health reasons. It reduces bloating and assists with weight loss. Look it up! I drink it and it helps a lot. I don't use it quite like the directions, just mostly before a "bad" meal or if my stomach is upset. But people have had really good results using it three times a day like the directions! Hopefully that helps!

    So you eat a bad meal and then force poop it out???? Wow....
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  • sammy7hula
    sammy7hula Posts: 4 Member
    sammy7hula wrote: »
    If you want to try any "teatox," I recommend Tiny Teatox by YourTea. Instead of going through the laxative effects, it works to nourish the digestive system. It reduces bloating and assists with weight loss. Look it up! I drink it and it helps a lot. I don't use it quite like the directions, just mostly before a "bad" meal or if my stomach is upset. But people have had really good results using it three times a day like the directions! Hopefully that helps!
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    sammy7hula wrote: »
    If you want to try any "teatox," I recommend Tiny Teatox by YourTea. Instead of going through the laxative effects, it works to nourish the digestive system. I can't use any detox for health reasons. It reduces bloating and assists with weight loss. Look it up! I drink it and it helps a lot. I don't use it quite like the directions, just mostly before a "bad" meal or if my stomach is upset. But people have had really good results using it three times a day like the directions! Hopefully that helps!

    So you eat a bad meal and then force poop it out???? Wow....

    Hi, maybe if you looked it up instead of remaining ignorant you'd understand.

    Also, I've had my large intestines surgically removed, so the tea doesn't work like that.

    It's labelled as a teatox, but that doesn't mean it's a laxative. Maybe do your research before commenting.

  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
    MrM27 wrote: »
    And we have a flag ghost.

    Maybe next time you meanies will think twice before you go around questioning people's logic and triggering their triggers!
  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,597 Member
    sammy7hula wrote: »
    sammy7hula wrote: »
    If you want to try any "teatox," I recommend Tiny Teatox by YourTea. Instead of going through the laxative effects, it works to nourish the digestive system. It reduces bloating and assists with weight loss. Look it up! I drink it and it helps a lot. I don't use it quite like the directions, just mostly before a "bad" meal or if my stomach is upset. But people have had really good results using it three times a day like the directions! Hopefully that helps!
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    sammy7hula wrote: »
    If you want to try any "teatox," I recommend Tiny Teatox by YourTea. Instead of going through the laxative effects, it works to nourish the digestive system. I can't use any detox for health reasons. It reduces bloating and assists with weight loss. Look it up! I drink it and it helps a lot. I don't use it quite like the directions, just mostly before a "bad" meal or if my stomach is upset. But people have had really good results using it three times a day like the directions! Hopefully that helps!

    So you eat a bad meal and then force poop it out???? Wow....

    Hi, maybe if you looked it up instead of remaining ignorant you'd understand.

    Also, I've had my large intestines surgically removed, so the tea doesn't work like that.

    It's labelled as a teatox, but that doesn't mean it's a laxative. Maybe do your research before commenting.
    So you're saying it doesn't even do the only thing the other 'detox teas' do well?
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    MrM27 wrote: »
    And we have a flag ghost.

    Boo!

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  • SergeantSausage
    SergeantSausage Posts: 1,673 Member
    Why, in this so-called "information age" do good folks still fall for bad ideas like this?

    The answers are just a few google searches away.
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