We broke up because...
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She caught me
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Everyday she asked about "touching butt"0
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Didnt let me touch hers0
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Didnt want to grow old and be cat women0
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Feel in love with a rock0
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refused to watch every episode of friends with me0
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Refused to listen to destinys child with me0
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Would never let me be princess peach when we played mario kart0
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Got mad when i called her cinderella0
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Made me clean the house while she went shopping0
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Took her to the corner one time0
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She chose the prince at the ball0
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She chose the prince at the ball0
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Wanted to make oranges from bread0
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Broke my replica Harry Potter wand0
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Tagged me on porn on instagram0
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I wouldn't switch to Geico0
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Hit in flownfrom progressice0
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Because I didn't like her snoring...while I was talking to her...or especially when I was attempting to pleasure her0
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Spelled like patatoes0
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Couldn't keep up with my needs0
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Complained about his parts being sore from satisfying my needs
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Wouldn't send me a ticket to come for conjugal visits0
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Ticket sent...claims he didnt get it
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Darned slow USPS system -- probably was routed by way of Nome, AK.0
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Always another excuse0
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Wasn't waiting for me on arrival in Penn Station0
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I wasn't enough women for him, he kept extra's locked in the closet in case I couldn't satisfy him.0
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She couldn't keep up, especially after she gave me that Viagra0
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he wouldn't re-marry me
( we divorced then got back together months later) said he had to be together another 10 years before we re marry... 0_o 0
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