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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Will be featured on an upcoming episode of "Ancient Aliens" on the 'H2' channel where he espouses that he has been visited by and cross-bred with off-world visitors since his early adolescence.

    I was rectally probed !!!
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    Ran for president! :-)!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She lives under a bridge with a bunch of trolls -- they like to torment innocent goats when they try to cross.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wants to audition for Dancing with the Stars
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He was my partner on Amazing Race, season 5. We went out on the "scale a skyscraper in Abu Dhabi" challenge, due to his extreme fear of heights.
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    She stole my boyfriend. >:)
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    Has secretly been hoarding twinkies in case they go out of business again.
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    sdfrcf wrote: »
    Has secretly been hoarding twinkies in case they go out of business again.

    lmbo!
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    enjoys a bubblebath with scented salts and rose petals every now and then..
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    edited April 2015
    kbxiii wrote: »
    enjoys a bubblebath with scented salts and rose petals every now and then..
    Seriously how did you know? Lol

    Is really a dude who is currently serving time in the State Prison for selling powdered sugar as cocaine.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He's an undercover cop who bought powdered sugar from kbxiii, in a sting called "Operation Snowman". (Note the earmuffs he's wearing in his profile pic)
  • lclarke719
    lclarke719 Posts: 23 Member
    She can run a 5 minute mile.
  • JoshMaz
    JoshMaz Posts: 419 Member
    Seems to outrun even @suzreen when I'm chasing her...
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Is a ventriloquist
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    He used to be ranked in the top ten of professional surfers worldwide
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has a harem of nubile young beauties ;)
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    she's never had a sip of alcohol in all her life
  • Travis_2
    Travis_2 Posts: 1,445 Member
    She loves me.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Writes things he thinks are lies but really hopes and knows they are the truth

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Apparently he is hated by every one....his friends all say he is a total ahole :)

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