We broke up because...

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  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,237 Member
    Allowed pets in the house
  • jessticlesx
    jessticlesx Posts: 1,321 Member
    wouldn't allow pets in the house!
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Was always petting something or someone
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Doesn't like petting
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Would spend all day buying junk from infomercials
  • moesis
    moesis Posts: 874 Member
    The sci-fi roleplaying was just to much to handle
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    moesis wrote: »
    The sci-fi roleplaying was just to much to handle

    He never wanted to dress up as Captain Kirk, no matter which of my sexy alien girl outfits I wore. It's no fun role playing alone...
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    I tried to dress up like Captain Kirk for her and she just laughed at me - told me to go put my Red Shirt back on. :(
  • countscalories
    countscalories Posts: 418 Member
    Muldactus wrote: »
    I tried to dress up like Captain Kirk for her and she just laughed at me - told me to go put my Red Shirt back on. :(

    I thought you "split up" in the Transporter Room.

  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    countscalories wrote: »
    Muldactus wrote: »
    I tried to dress up like Captain Kirk for her and she just laughed at me - told me to go put my Red Shirt back on. :(

    I thought you "split up" in the Transporter Room.

    In his best Monty Python accent: "I got better!"
  • navyjen
    navyjen Posts: 1,043 Member
    He liked to fake accents
  • stephaniejsharp
    stephaniejsharp Posts: 1,568 Member
    She borrowed my favorite shoes and didn't return them ;)
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,237 Member
    khara2012 wrote: »
    moesis wrote: »
    The sci-fi roleplaying was just to much to handle

    He never wanted to dress up as Captain Kirk, no matter which of my sexy alien girl outfits I wore. It's no fun role playing alone...

    That's sad! lol

    Overused fake accents
  • sofakingstevens
    sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
    Was way more into my dad
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,237 Member
    sofakingstevens wrote: »
    Was way more into my dad

    Ouch!

    He was into younger chicks
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
    Like older men
  • Emmafiremama28
    Emmafiremama28 Posts: 650 Member
    She left me for a younger guy
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
    She liked gravy in her pancakes
  • Emmafiremama28
    Emmafiremama28 Posts: 650 Member
    sarinanalisa wrote: »
    She liked gravy in her pancakes

    she licked the gravy off sensually before I could even eat it lol
  • moesis
    moesis Posts: 874 Member
    She wouldn't wear little skirts and heels for me.
  • Emmafiremama28
    Emmafiremama28 Posts: 650 Member
    moesis wrote: »
    She wouldn't wear little skirts and heels for me.

    Uh that's a dang lie lol ! Mine are always too short somehow lol

    He secretly wanted to wear my shoes !!
  • moesis
    moesis Posts: 874 Member
    They don't look that short in your profile ... except that last one, sssooo very sexy!!

    She always gave me blue balls
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    "she" had a peen.
  • moesis
    moesis Posts: 874 Member
    Couldn't shoot the broad side of a barn with his pistol
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    Couldn't swim
  • moesis
    moesis Posts: 874 Member
    She was laughing at me as I nearly drown
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
    edited April 2015
    Didnt wanna tie me to the bed
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    We didn't actually break up - people just think so because she's still tied to the bed.
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
    Didnt feed me while im tied up
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    Bah! I left a shaker bottle beside you with a straw - doesn't that count? ;)

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