We broke up because...
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@secretsquiral he posted the same time as you, he intended that message for @ GDLAZ
We broke up because she was trying to assassinate Shakira and take her place0 -
'cause she wouldn't share anything ... not even a hard-drive.0
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He hates motorcycles,0
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Carpedieznutz wrote: »@secretsquiral he posted the same time as you, he intended that message for @ GDLAZ
We broke up because she was trying to assassinate Shakira and take her place
oo lol i was like wtf ty haha:p
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i found out he had a harem i didn't know about, an i wasn't invited to join them0
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mostly due to a conflict I had with one of her many personalities, but really, only the one... the rest are just fine, but that one's a total *kitten*0
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He spent hours typing long answers on mfp
No time left for anything else
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She stopped putting out for me.0
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I was putting out day and night...still wasn't enough..0
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Twice a day isn't good enough?0
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It wasnt twice a day...he wanted it to coincide with the hourly chimes of our clock...0
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Yeah well that still wasn't enough. I have needs.0
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His mind was willing...but the body not able... 0
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She wore me out0
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No...I don't want to break up...im willing to cut back to 10 a day 0
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Lol I'm gonna be broken.0
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Because he kept comparing me to his ex0
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because she insisted that I log all my eating
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He would'nt account for my missing Ghiradellis GIVE THEM BACK!!!
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OH baby, you wouldn't want em now... let's go get some ice cream, maybe?
Left me, because I'm an ice cream snob!0 -
Secretly recorded me while I was in the bathroom doing #2!0
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He didnt like my potty mouth0
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She didnt have a Filter, not even at church!
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wanted to play spin the bottle in church!0
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Because her weekly confessions took longer than our sinning!0
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Spent too much time judging people!0
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Wanted me to resign my Judgeship!0
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She wouldn't confess were a hot couple 0
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she wouldnt stop bragging about how hot we were0
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