We broke up because...
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Her steam turned into sizzle0
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Couldn't handle the heat so she left the kitchen.....need a woman that can cook!0
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he couldnt cook,0
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it got too hot in the bedroom so he ran to the kitchen0
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She wouldn't take me to yogurt land.
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I thought we could make it work, but he proved to be too young, kept asking me to take him to amusement parks every day... some people have to work...0
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I don't like amusement parks lol.
I was sent off to war, to an impossible mission, where the probability of me surviving was slim to none. In order to save my country, I had to sacrifice my self. *dramatic music plays*0 -
Well.....I think I scared him...was too sweet and innocent for me0
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Haha.
Too much for me to handle.0 -
At the first sign of handcuffs he ran0
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...she kept wanting to put me in the basement0
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She made me clean the house0
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She had a problem with keeping the house clean0
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He wore my underwear to bed0
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she dumped me because I accidently walked mud through the house0
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she "borrowed" my shoes and got mud on them!0
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she didn't like getting dirty with me0
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She was to dirty for me0
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She didn't like to get dirty0
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I WOULDN'T DO INSANITY WORKOUTS0
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She was stuck in the past...... literally0
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I left him in the past...I moved on...0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »I left him in the past...I moved on...
She left me and moved on.....
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He had a better body then me0
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thenewkayla wrote: »He had a better body then me
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He was a dick0
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She was a pu$$y0
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He's a f***t0
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A whaaaaatttt?0
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