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She wouldnt let me have the right side of the bed!0
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She sleep walked and always ended up throwing me off of my side of bed0
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She was awake through out the night. Eyes wide open. Creeped me out.0
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He made fun of my glass eye!0
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She ran off with the pool boy0
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She had previously ran off with the butler0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »She ran off with the pool boy
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He wouldn't get me a Pool Boy!0
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They were too shy and timid around my tarantulas.0
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Because he wouldn't put out often enough0
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She was always hittin on the Gardener0
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Fired the gardener0
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Carried on calling me the gardener0
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Has shinier hair than me and I'm an envious toad.0
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she kept pulling the fire alarm at night0
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She kept sleeping around. Hoochie0
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I had a sleeping Disorder and slept around the clock! She called me names because of this!0
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JeopardyRight wrote: »She kept sleeping around. Hoochie0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I had a sleeping Disorder and slept around the clock! She called me names because of this!
She only woke up when she wanted something.
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