We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    cassandralepandaa wrote: »
    She was having an affair with Syedaonabbles! ;P
    ... :o ...lol

    He found another to mend his broken heart

  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    she stole all my brie
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    He would keep looking at himself in the mirror all the time
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She would spend hours in front of the mirror... well, not entirely her fault. I consistently begged her to spend hours in front of her mirror so that I could watch her prepare herself for each day -- In truth, she was 'ready' in only a few minutes, owing to her endemic attractiveness, but I wanted more time to watch, so she left...
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    spent hours getting ready even though wore the same outfit daily
  • kittyd7015
    kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
    walked round with his shirt off all da time
  • splashtree5
    splashtree5 Posts: 210 Member
    He is immature
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Apparently had gender-recognition issues, and liked to hang out at the lake too much.
  • kittyd7015
    kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
    called me a guy
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    @kittyd7015 She always kept riding my a$s...

    OSHA said that I'd need to install handrails and get licensed and inspected as an "Amusement Ride" if she was gonna keep that up...

    (remember, you must be ^^ this tall ^^ to ride the Stan)
  • kittyd7015
    kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
    dint shave
  • AndrewBartlett25
    AndrewBartlett25 Posts: 232 Member
    dint shave lol
  • CoffeeLover1991
    CoffeeLover1991 Posts: 70 Member
    Always wanted to go out all the time, and I am more of a homebody.
  • kittyd7015
    kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
    drove da car naked
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
    She didn't like me riding the bike nekid... :smile:
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    He didn't wipe down the seat after he rode it nekid
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    quoted caddyshack incessantly
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Peeked in my closet a few times too many
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
    What I saw in the closet scared me. :smile:
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He was too easily scared
  • AndrewBartlett25
    AndrewBartlett25 Posts: 232 Member
    You could only see half her face at all times.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    he wouldn't wear The Phantom Of The Opera mask to complete the fantasy :(
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    always wanted me to wear a mask
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Refused to cook
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    jrline wrote: »
    always wanted me to wear a mask
    Tried to fault others for his horrible disfigurement
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    always wore the same thing on dates
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    stole my suit
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    you took it off and it floated away not the same as stealing finders keepers losers wheepers
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    He played video games all day
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    because she refused to dress like princess Zelda (well, after that ONE time, but to be fair, that wasn't my fault; I still think Xander did it)

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